Frenkly My Dear Hayden Panettiere You Look Ugly

Now that she’s all grown up and legal now, Hayden Panettiere got to stay up late and attend the Madonna concert in Los Angeles. And of course, everyone knows it’s a prerequisite to look UBER SEXY when you go to a Madge’s concert.
Unfortunately, in Hayden’s case, she ended up looking super fugly. I think I am capable enough to speak in everyone’s behalf that Hayden Panettiere should only be seen in her Heroes cheerleader outfit until she reaches the ripe old age of 95.
And to Hayden, I have one word for you: STYLIST.

Drunken Paula Abdul

As many of you American Idol fans have guessed, Paula Abdul was most likely drunk during her loopy appearance on the performance show on Tuesday. According to some sources, Paula had a martini with her lunch at around 1 in the afternoon Pacific time at Maggiano’s. Idol tapes at 5PM LA time. The Idol judge was said to be bubbly when she left the restaurant and had to have an assistant shut her up. Either Paula is a lightweight or she had more than one martini with her lunch. There’s also a chance that her drinking didn’t stop when she stopped her lunch.

American Idol Reject Denies Bitterness

The word bitter used to describe a person is pretty much clear in definition but that’s not going to stop American Idol reject Carmen Rasmusen from denying that she’s being bitter. Earlier this week, the wannabeen claimed in an article she wrote that the show was rigged and that some contestants are favoured and treated better than others. A few days after it came out, Carmen said that it wasn’t written out of bitterness but rather insightfulness saying “The only point I was trying to make was that some contestants get more attention than others.” Did she miss the part where she rattled on about getting beaten by a guy who spent more time with the same vocal coach she had? That’s what you call being a sore loser.

Britney Spears: Actress

It seems that Britney Spears may be having a change of careers. The New York Post is reporting that Poppa Spears wants her to do more TV because it’s more of a “normal 9-to-5 job” that will “keep her working and out of trouble”. It seems that the Brit conservator is looking around for more TV work for the recovering starlet and is “exploring several offers for Britney to have her own show”. Let’s hope that none of those offers are for reality TV. Poppa Spears may be in luck though as ’30 Rock’ star Tina Fey has been vocal that she would welcome Britney for a guest spot on her show – she just needs to get in contact with her.

Lily Allen Season 2

Despite people losing interest in her show, Lily Allen’s BBC talk show has been given the go for a second season. The singer’s show opened to mix reviews and poor ratings at just 255,000 viewers for the first episode. Figures then fell to 173,000 at the beginning of last month. But then figures rose to 300,000 viewers for the more recent episode which may be the reason for the season 2 green light. A BBC exec even praised Lily saying that she’s “developed astoundingly well as a TV host in just a few weeks.” After a crappy couple of months, Lily deserves some sunshine after all.

Britney’s New Endeavor

Britney Spears recently got a taste of doing a decent job when she was a guest star on the comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and it seems that it was just what she needed to get going. The recovering pop star is back and she’s back with a vengeance! Britney is said to be regrouping, reprioritizing and is set on getting her like and career back on track. She’s also said to be keeping busy with new projects and focusing on the future. A source close to the starlet reveals that she’s going to open her own dance studio called ‘The Basement’. Brit has been teaching classes to children at Millennium Dance Studios so opening her own studio is the natural evolution of that. Good luck Britney!

American Idol Stage Dad

American Idol sources have said that David Archuleta’s father, Jeff, is a stage dad. They say that Jeff actually made David cry when his recording didn’t go so well. If you think it’s mere rumor, here’s something else to swallow. Sources from ‘Star Search’, another show that David was on, Jeff’s behaviour was so bad that he was actually barred from the lot. They also say that her harassed Tiffany Evans, David’s rival on the show, by lurking outside her practices and even coercing her to drink milk before a show to ruin her voice. As far as Idol goes, Jeff’s wrath is still in bloom. Poor David.

Britney Spears on TV

Here’s a look at Britney Spears during her appearance on the CBS sitcom ‘How I Met Your Mother’. The episode in which the recovering starlet makes a guest appearance is set to air on March 24. In the episode, Brit plays Abby, a secretary at a dermatologist’s office. Soon after meeting Josh Radnor’s character Ted, Abby becomes smitten even having the line “Can we have sex and then go shopping?” While shooting the episode, the show’s star Neil Patrick Harris was asked how Britney was in the role, to which he replied with “She’s been doing well. Surprisingly, no British accent.”

Homeless American Idol Gets to Work

American Idol’s Hollywood Week castoff Josiah Leming was living out of his car when he auditioned for the show. But earlier this week, the teenager with a British accent when he sings was spotted on his way to a business meeting at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. The kid also plans on getting into the recording studio within the next few months. That’s more than what many former Top 12 Idols can even claim. Although there’s no word on where or in what he’s currently living in, he’s definitely making his way up. Good for him! The kid deserves some good fortune.

Britney Spears’s TV Return

Maybe producers think casting Britney Spears will up their ratings….I mean, who can pass up the chance to watch a train wreck? It has been announced that she is going to guest star on How I Met Your Mother.

Britney’s character is a dermatologist’s assistant. The dermatologist’s part was going to be played by Alicia Silverstone, but Alicia decided that having Britney around would overshadow her, so she dropped out. Instead, the producers found a last minute replacement in Sarah Chalke, star of Scrubs. She’s used to being a fill in…she took over the role of Becky Connor on Roseanne for the last three seasons after Lecy Goranson, the original Becky, left for college.

The episode of How I Met Your Mother is set to air at the end of April.

Being Bobby Brown

R&B crooner Bobby Brown’s first reality show ‘Being Bobby Brown’ may have been cancelled but it’s not stopping him from being on another one. He’s currently on the show which features artists trying to have a go at singing country and Whitney Houston’s ex-husband is showing just how bad it is to be Bobby Brown.

During one episode, Bobby is shown attempting to pee on Dee Snider’s face. Fortunately, she woke up and quickly dragged him to the bathroom before he could do so. Apparently, Bobby suffers from sleepwalking among other things – like drinking and farting in people’s faces. Just ask Carnie Wilson.

Hero’s Love - Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia

It is that time of year. Everyone is making resolutions, clearing out closets and revealing secrets so that they can enter the New Year with a fresh start.

That’s exactly what Milo Ventimiglia has done at the pre-Christmas Water Grill party in L.A. For some unknown reason the man has denied for weeks that he is dating Heroes stunner Hayden Panettiere; which is beyond me. All the men I know would be screaming it from the rooftops – she’s gorgeous!

Anyway he has finally broke his denial, and was heard gushing about his new lover. An eyewitnesses said, “He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her.”

Huge change of tune but about time too – they make a lovely couple and he ought to be proud to say such things. Let’s hope they have a Happy New Year.

Panty Flashing and Sisterly Love

Believe it or not, this celebrity noonie flashing has nothing to do with Britney. Instead, it’s a proud day for Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, who has now joined the ranks of Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. But, at least she had on panties.

For such a beautiful girl, she didn’t make a very ladylike exit from her vehicle Thursday night. As the photos show, she very plainly showed her black panties, adorned with silver glitter reading, “Mrs. Andre”. Hmm, so I see the panties, but where’s the butt?

After her flashy entrance, she then proceeded to make out with sister Sophie outside of a London nightclub. Ok, so I know some of you readers totally got off on the girl-on-girl kiss, but they’re SISTERS!

Jordan, honey, next time find someone a little less related. I hear Tila Tequila is looking for the perfect lady friend…you can find her on MySpace.

Coolio Turns to a Brady

When you thought you’ve seen everything, you might want to think again.

90s rapper Coolio was spotted by cameras in Hollywood last week. And even after all this time, he’s still sporting his timeless and classic old hairdo. The once very famous rapper spoke about the Halloween festivities in LA and all the freaks that come out at night and even the day. He should know.

Coolio is reportedly about to join the reality TV band wagon with the show ‘ Coolio & the Gang’ which debuts next year on the Oxygen Network. It will be about him and his 6 kids. Talk about being part of the Brady Bunch.

Britney Takes a Shower

In a rare moment of her actually doing an interview, Britney Spears still finds some way to screw things up. She did an interview with KIIS-FMs ‘On Air with Ryan Seacrest’ on Wednesday morning but apparently, it just doesn’t compare to completing her morning routine.

In the middle of the interview with Britney, she all of a sudden passed the phone to her so-called cousin/assistant/professional friend Alli. When asked about where Britney went, Alli nonchalantly answered that the pop wreck was taking a shower.

Before she took off though, Ryan was able to ask when she expects to see her kids. Britney had no clue and answered “My lawyers know about all that.” Way to show your love.

Chace Supports Carrie

All hopes of keeping their lives private are definitely out the window when Carrie Underwood and ‘Gossip Girl’ star Chace Crawford were seen hopping out of the same SUV for a taping of The Early Show on Wednesday morning. Chace hid backstage while Carrie performed some songs from her new album ‘Carnival Ride’

Later that morning, the couple was then spotted at Live with Regis and Kelly where Carrie performed as well. Chace’s ‘Gossip Girl’ co-star Blake Lively, who was also a guest, was reportedly surprised to see Chace at the taping. Blake may be one of few who are still in the dark when it comes to Chace and Carrie.

Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Call It Quits

Where this news is coming from I think there someone who is out to break their relationship and has paid some of the magazines to print this horrible story. In fact as I am writing this piece of journal there has been a sort of confirmation that the two are still very much a couple after Vanessa attended Zac’ birthday and if you want to know my view the I wish that at his birthday he or she whoever can take the first step has reiterated their unending love for eachother. I am saying this coz I am sick of the insurmountable number of break ups that take place in Hollywood. If there was ever a count on the total number of break ups in Hollywood it could well exceed the number of breakups in the whole of America. The paparazzi need to get their act together and stop writing false stories just because they think that something like this can happen, we need to know the truth about our celebrities not made stories that benefit the magazines.

Pamela Anderson: ‘Marriage License Doesn’t Mean I’m Engaged’

Actress Pamela Anderson insists she isn’t engaged, despite successfully applying for a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday. The former Baywatch beauty made her application, which is valid for a year, with poker player Rick Salomon. Who cares….she can go back to Canada, I hear there’s a shortage of X@@##! there! Why that just because she has taken a marriage license there is such a stir and buzz about it being there.
She gets married or not whose lives are going to be effected and who is interested in her anyways. Anyone getting married to this whore must be a nerd himself and there must be some bets in Las Vegas and elsewhere on how many months will her new marriage last, remember her last marriage just last year lasted just a few months. Now there could be bets on two things, will it last more than the previous one or will it be over sooner than the previous one.

New Racy Photos Of Vanessa Hudgens Emerge

The whole matter has sort of become a national obsession I think that people should leave her alone, so what there pictures get over it, loads of people do it, if she wasn’t famous then there wouldn’t be this much fuss would there, I think that the person responsible if it weren’t Vanessa isn’t really a nice person, its none of our business where these pictures came from or who they were indented for, that just involves her not the whole world, i think she’s a brilliant actress and she’s the luckiest girl and I see her as a role model no matter what has happen, keep up the good work. These will keep happening how much ever she dislikes it and how much ever she trys to control the release of the photos. This is a nation that loves to see scandals happen and see their stars rise and fall from grace. We are the ones who will search the net a 1000 times to have a look at her nude photos so certainly there be the demand and supply rule applicable.

BRITNEY SPEARS- GIMME MORE - MTV VMA 2007 - Las Vegas

OH MY GOOD,
Have you seen this Video!!!

Kid Rock Cited For Misdemeanor Assault

Kid Rock should not be given the marching orders nor should he be asked to leave Las Vegas or for that matter any place on earth. You all this has taken place just for a woman; women can really be a messy thing if two men get involved with the same woman. Kid Rock is a very cool guy; I’d rather want to hang out with him some day. And the press is always talking about someone everyday, they have the best job in the world – they can hit out at celebs and say anything that might be true either and well they get paid for all the crap they want to report on. So hell, leave this cute thing alone. Besides we all need to let out our anger once in a while so he did the say thing but it’s just that it got hyped and the police got involved. Kid Rock just punched him and not more, so Tommy Lee so fragile that he couldn’t get back on his feet for what was just a harmless push.

Mischa Barton has nipples, kind of shows them off

Mischa Barton showed up to the Save the Children’s 75th Anniversary Celebration in New York City last night. And apparently her idea of saving the children is showing off her areola in a see-through top. Me, usually, I just break down the doors of burning buildings and pull the children out with my bare hands while curing their cancer. But, hey, Mischa’s method sounds pretty good too.

Mary Kate Olsen Can’t go to the Beach

Mary Kate Olsen says she can’t go to the beach because there would be too many paparazzi’s taking pictures of her. That’s sort of sad but the reason she doesn’t want the paps snapping her is because she’s afraid she’ll be criticized for her weight. That clearly makes it evident that she’s trying to hide some eating disorder and doesn’t have the courage to go public with her problems. Yes we all have some or the other problems and we all haven’t got the guts to accept the same but you have to confide with someone you trust so as to get ride of the problem. Hey guys, I am no consultant how’s giving advice here, but we all know that that’s the only way out of the hole we stuck in. I bet Mary Kate doesn’t eat and she probably doesn’t look healthy, either. That’s why she is so worried about the paps. It’s still sad though.

Halle Berry is expecting her first child.

“Yes, I am three months pregnant,” the Oscar winner told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. “Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”

Berry, 41, and her boyfriend, 32-year-old model Gabriel Aubry, met shooting a Versace ad in Los Angeles in November 2005 and first stepped out publicly three months later at the February opening of a Versace boutique in New York City.

Earlier this year, Berry told, “I definitely want children. Very much.” In terms of what kind of parent she’ll be, she said. “I want my kids to realize it’s only through hard work that any success or real joy comes. It’s not about money; it’s the intangible rewards – having integrity and doing what you say you’re going to do.”

Asked about marriage, Berry, who has been married twice, told the magazine that she had no plans to tie the knot again. “I will never, never get married again,” she said. “Actually, it’s just that now I’ve come to a place where I think two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper.”

In February, a friend of Aubry’s told about the couple: “They are so smitten.”