What’s the Deal with Ashlee Simpson?

April 16th, 2008

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Rumors have been around for a while about it, Us Weekly and OK! say that it’s true but fiancé Pete Wentz is denying it. So, just what is the deal with Ashlee Simpson? Is she or isn’t she pregnant? It’s pretty hard to tell even as the ‘Outta My Head’ singer was spotted in public on Monday, just hours after news of her possible pregnancy broke. Ashlee was spotted at LAX airport looking no more plump in the tummy than ever before but then again, she may still be early on – or she may not be pregnant. But then she may be like Nicole Kidman who hardly shows a bump even when they say that she’s already 5 months along.

Chace to Carrie to Tony to Jessica

December 17th, 2007

Chace to Carrie to Tony to Jessica

American Idol alum and one of they year’s best selling artists Carrie Underwood was spotted with ‘Gossip Girl’ actor Chace Crawfor walking around New York City on Friday morning. It seems that the two are still together despite some break up rumors. The 24-year old singer was initially link to the 22-year old actor in October.Earlier in the year, Carrie was linked to Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo when they attended the 2007 Academy of Country Music Awards. But since then, Tony has been linked with another blonde singer, Jessica Simpson. It seems that what goes around, does come around. Did you get all that?

Jessica Simpson Unavailable

December 3rd, 2007

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Awe sorry lads; I am afraid that if you have been holding a torch for busty Jessica Simpson and thought you actually had a chance as she has been single of late then you are in for big disappointment. It appears the rumours regarding Jess dating Tony Romo – an American Footballer for the Dallas Cowboys no less – are all true. The pair were spotted and snapped by the press looking very comfortable in each others company.

It was a friend’s birthday party the couple were attending where a source said, “They were talking the entire time and Jessica was very giggly around him. She had a great big grin from ear to ear the entire evening.”

But it gets even sweeter. Turns out Tony has had a crush on our Jess for some time; even admitting on his website that he would love to date her. He is good friends with her Dad; who is a huge fan of the Dallas Cowboys, and when Jessica visited Dallas to record some of her new album, Joe did the gentlemanly thing and asked Daddy for permission to take out his daughter. Daddy gave permission and, of course, the relevant phone numbers. The rest, as they say, is history. Bless.

Jessica Simpson Dates Owen For Publicity?

November 16th, 2007

Jessica Simpson Dates Owen For Publicity?

Apparently, her relationship with John Mayer and her recent “sightings” with Owen Wilson are meant to stir up some good publicity. “When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John. She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen, who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.” She is a complete wreck for me and therefore Owen should not allow her anywhere near him because her wrecked status in my mind can have the negative vibe on as he clearly hasn’t fully recovered from him depression and anyone who is seeing him if not dating him for her own benefits ahead of her album release is not a good thing to happen for him, he is certainly not in a position to act as a bunny for Jessica’s profits. She is a complete airhead, and Owen is not in a position to date her when she has something entirely different matters in her head and Owen won’t be able to cope with her lifestyles.

Jessica Simpson Is Bad for Business

October 3rd, 2007

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Let’s face it; Jessica Simpson isn’t going to be nominated for an Oscar anytime soon. Simpson’s movie ‘Blonde Ambition’ was so bad that it was going to go straight to DVD–well it gets worse! The movie has been deemed too bad even for a DVD release so it’s going on sale on home shopping network QVC! That’s a low blow. Low Blow for the producers of that movie, they wouldn’t have been able to earn enough from the movie to pay for the kids pre-school fees. It the movie - is just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting. She’s a box-office disaster, why do they still hire her??? And just look at her in the photo here, she is still laughing at the producers for casting her in their movie and this lipstick is way too much. It looks like a hooker would wear a color like that. Why is she ever hired for movies? But if she can get past the Jesus thing, she might be a smart casting choice for blowjob movies. A Second Coming? Anything goes!

Are they or aren’t they?

May 18th, 2007

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Apparently, it’s ‘aren’t they’. The on again off again coupling of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer seems to have come to an end… for now… again. While Jessica is at Cannes doing God knows what for some unknown reason, John has been hitting up the parties and chatting with some pretty ladies that seem to be getting a little too close for comfort.But honestly, did anyone think this would last? She’s got to be one of the dumbest media whores out there while he’s a grammy-winning singer/writer whose songs inspire people to chant for world peace. Not gonna happen.

But I do give kudos to them for lasting 9 months. But then again, they’ve probably broken up and made up 10 times in that time. So… yeah.