Mini Me Who Shagged Me

June 29th, 2008

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He’s not quite Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson, but a sordid video of Mini Me is the latest sex tape to hit the net. The pint-sized actor - real name Verne Troyer - stars in the vid with his ex-girlfriend.

Tiny Troyer made his name as Mini Me in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, and Austin Powers in Goldmember.

Stills and a short segment of pretty harmless video showing the couple kissing have turned up on the internet.

But the stomach-churning full version has reportedly been bought by a distributor who will want to make as much money out of the cheeky film as possible by selling copies of it on DVD.

At 2 feet 8 inches tall, Troyer at least shows that size isn’t everything in the bedroom.

Lindsay Lohan sex tape! VIDEO

March 26th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan sex tape! Lindsay Lohan do it with her ex-boyfriend / model Calum Best.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. hooker Kristen Moves Out

March 15th, 2008

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In light of the recent scandal surrounding Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. hooker Kristen, her neighbors have run her out of her apartment building. They were tired of her occupation and the negative shadow they have been cast in.

Richard Shea, the building tenants representative, gave the following statement that “Kristen” is no longer living there and that no one knows where she went but she is not expected to return.

Paris Hilton’s Boy Toy Was A Pizza Delivery Guy

October 12th, 2007

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Paris Hilton and a pizza boy? wow. That’s a step up from the dirty sex tape guy and Colin Farrell. I hope that the two haven’t made a new sex video of themselves straight away and I won’t be surprised if they have. another thing he spent two days dog sitting for her, that’s disgusting but the he is doing it all because she is giving him the break that he so desperately wants and that’s the murky reality of Hollywood, rich brat spoilt girls will made you dance on their finger tips and show you the booty so that you fall flat on your nose with the day dreams. Recently Paris has been sporting the nice girl can do nothing wrong tag and to everyone’s surprise she has donned the mask well, but once this new sex tape of hers’ is out things will be back to normal and everyone will get to see the Paris we all know the way she really is.

Tommy Lee has sex at a party

September 8th, 2007

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It seems that rocker Tommy Lee can have sex almost anywhere with anyone. The Motley Crue drummer disgusted a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons with his vulgar behavior. Pamela Anderson’s ex hooked up with a blonde party girl and was seen ‘flat-out beeping’ on a banquette by multiple witnesses. When he was finished with his glorified act of disturbing the party he came and said, ‘it’s so cool to have sex here’. Tommy is just another of those busted, crock headed persons who care a damn about what’s happening around him and it’s more than evident that this guy hasn’t had sex for months together and the reason is simple, no girl or even a third rate hooker would like to go to bed with this ugly man who simply has forgotten sex behaviors during a night out party. The next time anyone’s thinking of inviting him to a party they better have some arrangements for his stupid acts. You never know with this bonkers kind of guy what his next ugly sex act would be.