Drink and you’ll end up like this - Lily Allen

Lily Allen has fired off a warning shot to impressionable youngsters following her drunken shenanigans at Britain’s Glamour magazine’s Women Of The Year Awards last night – don’t end up like me.

The singer - who showed off her new pink hairdo and wore a dress featuring images of a decapitated Bambi - had to be carried out by bouncers, still clinging on to the Editor’s Special Award she won at the prestigious ceremony.

Hungover Lily is paying the price for her heavy boozing today, admitting she’s feeling “awful” after her “embarrassing” display at the London event.

She credits her brother Alfie - who was also drunk - with getting her safely tucked up in bed, telling fans on her MySpace site that she was too hammered to navigate her own way back home. She wrote: “Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behavior was embarrassing. This time I’m putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely.”

And Lily is hoping her wild behavior will convince children of the evils of alcohol. She added: “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this - not pretty! Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now.”

At least she’s honest…

Photographer Defends Miley Cyrus

Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz came to the defense of 15-year old Disney star Miley Cyrus with regards to the Vanity Fair picture scandal. Annie says that the photos have been misinterpreted. She recently released a statement saying “Miley and I looked at fashion photographs together, and we discussed the picture in that context before we shot it… The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful.” Face it. This controversy isn’t going to die any time soon. Disney just has to keep Miley dressed in a straight jacket with locks on so she can’t take any clothes off.

Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Nude Photos

Miley Cyrus says that she’s “embarrassed” about semi-topless photographs of herself in the June 2008 issue of Vanity Fair. What’s bigger news is that apparently there is a completely topless photo of Miley which surfaced after the news of her apology for the Vanity Fair photos. Of course this could be far more damaging for Disney’s lucative Hannah Montana franchise.

Paris Hilton accused of hit and run

Blonde heirhead Paris Hilton is back in hot water with the law over another driving incident. The socialite, who was put in jail for violating her drink-driving probation last year, and Benji Madden are being investigated for an alleged hit and run.

Hilton and her rocker boyfriend have been accused of driving over a photographer’s foot as they left a nightclub and failing to stop. The photographer, Glen Gurniak, has filed a report with the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department against the pair for the alleged incident on Thursday night.

It happened as Benji slowly drove away from the trendy Foxtail nightclub in West Hollywood, with Hilton in the passenger seat. Gurniak can be heard screaming on a video of the incident, which has been posted on US website TMZ.

The video also shows the alleged victim’s shoe with what looks like a tyre mark on it.

He said: “There were too many people that side of the car so he swung the wheels in my direction on the other side of the car and got my foot trapped under the wheel. I yelled at him, ’Dude, you’ve pinched my foot under the wheel, don’t drive, don’t drive.’”

“He turned and looked at me out of the window and then just drove. I fell to the floor as the car stopped and was just laying on the floor as everyone was screaming at him that he’d run me over.”

Sheriff spokesman Steve Witmore said: “The incident is currently under investigation.”

R Kelly Secrecy

Kelly has been fighting child pornography charges in Chicago this month but the media isn’t learning much on the trial’s progress due to secrecy measures imposed by the judge presiding over the case. The singer pleaded not guilty to a 2002 charge of sexually assaulting an underage female in the Chicago area. The Sun-Times and the Chicago Tribune have intervened in the case this week objecting to the secrecy measures. The papers want the judge to release court filings, stop closing hearings to the public and release transcripts to 3 closed-door hearings held this month. Another hearing is taking place today, Friday. The judge is likely to delay dealing with this matter until May 8, a day before jury selection. A case this big and of big importance, we can’t deal with secrets.

Miley Cyrus Photo Scandal!

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Wino Drinks with Baby

No, Amy Winehouse doesn’t have a new drinking partner in a baby. Although that can be a good FunnyOrDie.com skit. Wino was spotted having a shot of what looks to be tequila while having a baby in her arms. This is what happens when you let Amy Winehouse, the British pop wreck and singer in constant need of rehab, hold your baby. If you think about it, if Britney Spears was still on the kooky side, she could have done this with her kids. If Amy had any kids, this could be a pretty normal scene too. Let’s hope the baby won’t need any therapy because of this.

Lindsay Lohan sex tape! VIDEO

Lindsay Lohan sex tape! Lindsay Lohan do it with her ex-boyfriend / model Calum Best.

American Idol Stage Dad

American Idol sources have said that David Archuleta’s father, Jeff, is a stage dad. They say that Jeff actually made David cry when his recording didn’t go so well. If you think it’s mere rumor, here’s something else to swallow. Sources from ‘Star Search’, another show that David was on, Jeff’s behaviour was so bad that he was actually barred from the lot. They also say that her harassed Tiffany Evans, David’s rival on the show, by lurking outside her practices and even coercing her to drink milk before a show to ruin her voice. As far as Idol goes, Jeff’s wrath is still in bloom. Poor David.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. hooker Kristen Moves Out

In light of the recent scandal surrounding Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. hooker Kristen, her neighbors have run her out of her apartment building. They were tired of her occupation and the negative shadow they have been cast in.

Richard Shea, the building tenants representative, gave the following statement that “Kristen” is no longer living there and that no one knows where she went but she is not expected to return.

Why Britney Was Released

Ok, so everyone wants to know why in the world crazy Britney was allowed to leave her mandatory 14 day stay in the psych ward at UCLA Medical Center. After all, her doctor says he wanted her to stay.

It seems he was overruled by a court representative who found “no just cause” to hold her any longer. Forget the fact that she’s been on some insane medication, acted so nuts that even her family was frightened, and changed personas so much that we can’t keep track.

Attorney Terry K. Wasserman offered his opinion, even though he is not involved in Britney’s case. He said, “This is when law and medicine collide, when a lawyer can override a doctor’s opinion.”

Britney Spears Engaged?

It’s just a typical oddball night out for singer Britney Spears, as she pops out for a bite to eat flashing a ring on her engagement finger.

On/off boyfriend Adnan Ghalib was nowhere to be seen though, instead Britney was flanked by former assistant Carla. The star fired Carla as she suspected her of leaking information to the media.

Britney seems to have lost some weight in recent weeks. Her bloated belly seems toned and she looks in generally good shape.

But no night is normal for Britney and she made a typical mistake as she went to the loo – by entering the gents’ toilet after putting the phone down to a friend. Well it’s tame compared to some of her exploits at least.

Amy Winehouse Goes to the Crackhouse

As if she doesn’t have enough problems, it looks like someone has been spying on Amy Winehouse. And what have they found?

A video has been released showing Amy on what they allege is a “19 minute binge”. The footage shows Amy doing what appears to be smoking crack. She is most definitely inhaling smoke from a glass pipe. Any other explanations?

According to the British papar The Sun, she also snorted “powdered ecstasy and cocaine” and also took six valium pills to “bring myself down” according to Amy.

The scene of the video was Amy’s flat in East London. According to the timestamp, it was taken on Friday morning at about 5 am.

Britney’s Flat Night Out

On her first night out since her hospital stay Britney returned to her wayward habits – driving with no lights on and wearing almost nothing on a drive to the pharmacy.

To top off the evening Spears managed to get herself a flat tyre, yet continue to drive her white Mercedes for a few miles before finally ditching the car. It was later towed away because it was blocking the highway.

Maintaining her new friendship with the paparazzi, Britney then hitched a lift back to her suite at the Four Seasons Hotel with a photographer; but not her new love Adnam Ghalib.

Same old Britney then…

Spears Boys to Be Tested

KFed has always complained that Britney Spears got their kids hooked on sugar and fast food. But now, Britney’s got something to throw at Kevin’s face by accusing him of exposing the kids to marijuana. A friend of Brit’s says that the pop wreck believes that KFed smokes pot in front of the kids. This has her so upset that she’s determined to get the boys drug-tested to confirm her suspicions.If it is confirmed that Kevin has exposed the kids to marijuana, he could lose custody. But who would he lose it to? Britney? Why don’t we just put the kids up for adoption and save them thousands of dollars in therapy when they grow up?

Britney Rolls Out

Britney Spears was a no show to her deposition on Wednesday and said she was too sick to actually go. But she looked just fine when paparazzi caught her driving around until 2 in the morning on Thursday.

Cameras caught the pop wreck and an unidentified assistant leaving the Four Seasons and heading to a gas station. When she was asked why she missed her very important deposition on Wednesday morning, she didn’t answer. When asked how she was doing, she said “Just fine.” So why the no show? After filling up her tank with $50 worth of gas at the 76, she went to another gas station on Sunset. Why would you go to 2 gas stations the same night?

Amy Winehouse Powdered Her Nose

Amy Winehouse powdered her nose alright. Too bad it’s not in the sense of touching up her make up. She isn’t even trying to hide it anymore!

The London lady soul singer left her home on Thursday with some white powder residue still on her nose and was chauffeured to her first party stop where she decided that she wanted to change her pants along the way. This left paparazzi gaping at the half-naked, gap-toothed, bee-hived ‘Rehab’ singer.

After an evening on the town, it appears that Wino misplaced her keys and had to get back into her home by sliding under the gate. Sources say that she made it back in. Good for her.

High School Musical Star Headed to Court

A lawsuit filed against High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens will go forward, according to a Superior Court Judge Tricia Ann Bigelow. She believes a jury should hear the case of the lawsuit brought by Hudgens’ former attorney Brian Schall.He is suing Vanessa for over $150,000 in owed legal fees. He filed a breach-of-contract suitin September. Allegedly, she agreed in October 2005 to give him 5% of her earnings as payment for his legal work. He says, because of him, she earned over $5 million.

Vanessa nullified the agreement on October 9th. California law says that a contract with a minor can be voided before they are 18 or “within a reasonable time afterward.” She turns 19 on December 14, so it will be up to a jury to decide if she acted within that reasonable time.

She returns to court on January 15.

Boy George Hearing

The drag singer of the Culture Club Boy George was seen hastily exiting the Thames Magistrates Court in London on Friday. The former singer turned DJ appeared in court on a charge of false imprisonment on a 28-year old male escort by chaining him to a wall.

George, whose real name is George O’Dowd was ordered to stand trial for the incident which was said to have taken place in his flat on April 28. He allegedly handcuffed the escort to a bed and threatened him with sex toys.

The hearing only lasted enough time for George to confirm his name and date of birth and exited too fast for paps to get anything answered.

Bad News for Wino

Bad news came for Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder Civil on Friday. Blake’s request for bail was denied.The troubled singer’s equally troubled husband has been in jail for the most of November already and he will now be in the slammer until January 18th at the very least. That’s the schedule of the next hearing in his witness tampering case.

That sucks for him and Amy. Can they not get better lawyers? Even Paris Hilton’s lawyer would do. But then again, interfering with justice isn’t really looked at as a good thing. Blake may just as well make himself comfortable.

Two Timing Rat

Uh-oh looks like Michael Buble is going to wish he had never taken on a ‘mistress’ or whatever it is you call it these days. I keep telling you guys you should never bite off more than you can chew and NEVER take on more than one woman at a time. You always get caught eventually!

Blonde bombshell, Tiffany Bromley, has reported that she has been sleeping with Buble on and off for the past decade, despite his involvement with actress, Emily Blunt. They have even slept together in the couple’s shared apartment in Vancouver. Now that’s just wrong.

Tiffany also claims that the Canadian star suggested they take part in a threesome, and despite her reluctance attempted to convince her. It didn’t happen in the end; they just made love through the night, surrounded by Emily’s belongings.

The following morning Bromley woke and left before Michael, taking with her a designer shirt and a photograph of him sleeping naked. She claims he called her later that day furious about his shirt and that was the last she heard from him. And now she is outing him. Calling him a “rat and a cheat”; it seems she only has a problem with the morality of the situation when he stopped calling. Funny that.

Boy George Naughty Boy

The stars are forever in trouble. Drugs, traffic issues, paparazzi; there’s always some celebrity being slapped on the wrist for something these days. But today’s celeb isn’t in trouble for a simple traffic violation. Oh, no. Singer and star Boy George appeared in court this Thursday; wait for it; being charge with false imprisonment of a male escort.

Cue to snigger behind your hand. I shouldn’t really make a joke out of it but seriously. Sounds like a weird sex game to me, not a crime. What the man does behind closed doors is his own business. I can’t imagine the guy was exactly forced into the chains can you? But hey, what do we know.

The former Culture Club singer allegedly chained the man to the wall in his bedroom in East London on the 28th of April this year. He did not enter a plea and has been released on conditional bail until his next hearing in February next year. A wise word to the policemen – don’t give the man handcuffs he might think you want to play…

Britney’s Driving Kevin Crazy

Where’s DCS when you need them? Apparently far from the lives of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Why trail them? They are the parents of the year.

Britney, for one, is tired of hearing just how great of a daddy Kevin is to little Sean and Jayden. Rumor has it she’s hired a private investigator to find out just HOW great. Sources close to the former couple say Kevin would regulary spoke pot and drink beer in front of their two young boys.

Brit-Brit hopes that the P.I. will be able to drag something up about Kevin that might change the courts mind regarding the welfare of her children. On October 1, Kevin was awarded full custody of the boys, and Britney was allowed to visit three times, with one of those visits being an overnight stay. She also has to provide samples twice weekly for random drug testing. These measures were put in place to provide safety for two year old Sean and one year old Jayden.

Friday, the courts restricted Britney from driving with her boys in the car after she was seen running a red light with them. The pop singer has reportedly hired a chauffeur to cart them around since the banning. Goodbye to the days of running over cop’s feet. Hello, Driving Mrs. Daisy!

Provigil - Britney Spears

In the whole Britney Spears issue about her testing positive for drugs, another source has come out saying that the test came out positive due to Provigil.

Provigil is said to be a memory-improving and mood-brightening psychostimulant. It’s pharmacological profile is quite different from amphetamines. However, it’s also said that the drug is actually used to treat addiction to amphetamines so there’s question whether Brit actually took amphetamines.

Plus, if she’s been taking the drug for a while, why did it just now show up on the test if that is what caused the positive result? Talk about a lot of shadiness.

Spying on Kid Rock

Kid Rock has been in the news a lot. And why wouldn’t he? He’s a rock star, he parties with strippers and he punches people at the Waffle House. Who wouldn’t want to be able to spy on him?

Kid claims on his website that a hidden camera was found in his dressing room at Myth nightclub in Minneapolis. He says that his security guy “discovered the device before the show and alerted the authorities, who are now investigating.”

Little Bear, the head of Kid’s security, also runs the spy website SpyOps.net. He believes that the device was set up to broadcast on the internet or to be recorded at another location.

Britney Spears Runs Red Light; Risks Custody

I think they need to leave Britney the hell alone. All you see in the magazines is bad news about her, which is perhaps fabricated. Where’s the good news? She has been a celebrity since she was like 17. If the girl wants to release some stem and party after all she’s been through, she’s an adult and I’m sure she left her children in adequate care while she went out. Give the girl a break. If she wants to shave her head, that should be a message to all you who down her….”X@@##! off”. Running over the guys ankle….get the hell out of the way. Smaching in the paparazzi window….give the girl some privacy. She’s going through a lot, and you have nothing better to do than put her down. Let’s look at the X@@##! that married her just to get money. All he wants is Brittney’s money in child support. I am sure if he got custody the boys would be with a Nanny 90% of the time. Give the Girl a break. She’s been in the spotlight for too long and she’s tired of everyone in her business!

Pete Doherty Captured On Video Using Heroin

Troubled British rocker Pete Doherty has been captured on video injecting himself with heroin - just hours after claiming he was drug-free. Now that’s that for calling yourself drugs free and then staring into a camera that’s taking pictures of you snorting heroin. Wonder if this is a made up video by Pete himself to show that he can make a good heroin intake lesson teaching video or then he didn’t know about the camera and has simply goofed up. Really does it make a difference if is snorts heroin or has cocaine or not. It’s his life and it solely depends upon him where he wants to take life to, hell or sobriety. Personally I care a damn even if this ass was to die while doing something like this, only what I would like is him to shoot an entire video confessing that heroin addiction has caused his death and show everyone the scars and the after effects of his addiction and then leave a message that this could be the fate of all the stars who are addicted as well like him.

Britney Spears Shocks Courtroom With Bizarre Outburst

Troubled singer Britney Spears shocked onlookers by launching into a bizarre outburst in court on Friday. The singer and her ex-husband Kevin Federline were appearing at Los Angeles Superior Court early on Friday afternoon to testify at the latest hearing in the custody battle over their two children. The poor girl needs a break from her life. It’s tough to be Britney Spears. Everybody has a comment; if she was this or if she was that. OMG she’s ran over another a foot. There she is at bar, She showed her muff again. She is single you know, it does pay to advertise. But seriously perhaps the press should stop looking up her skirt for a payday photo. Besides, from that angle you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. It is the polite and proper thing to do is not look. At least that’s what my mama told me. What she needs most is a time out to dry out, some place by herself so she can soul search and find what Britney spears is going to do with herself in the coming future… good luck B

Diddy Punched Buddy

The short-tempered P.Diddy recently had a smackdown with one Steven Acevedo. However, the guy he supposedly punched last Saturday has actually been his friends for over 13 years, so says a few sources. Those sources also say that they have worked out their differences a few nights ago as they sat for dinner at Butter. And apparently, it wasn’t over a woman.

Cameras caught up to the duo as they left the club minutes after each other but neither stopped to talk about what happened. Acevedo seemed stunned with the attention which urged one of his friends to get him into a car quickly before more questions were asked.