Drink and you’ll end up like this - Lily Allen
Lily Allen has fired off a warning shot to impressionable youngsters following her drunken shenanigans at Britain’s Glamour magazine’s Women Of The Year Awards last night – don’t end up like me.
The singer - who showed off her new pink hairdo and wore a dress featuring images of a decapitated Bambi - had to be carried out by bouncers, still clinging on to the Editor’s Special Award she won at the prestigious ceremony.
Hungover Lily is paying the price for her heavy boozing today, admitting she’s feeling “awful” after her “embarrassing” display at the London event.
She credits her brother Alfie - who was also drunk - with getting her safely tucked up in bed, telling fans on her MySpace site that she was too hammered to navigate her own way back home. She wrote: “Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behavior was embarrassing. This time I’m putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely.”
And Lily is hoping her wild behavior will convince children of the evils of alcohol. She added: “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this - not pretty! Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now.”
At least she’s honest…
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Believe it or not, this celebrity noonie flashing has nothing to do with Britney. Instead, it’s a proud day for Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, who has now joined the ranks of Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. But, at least she had on panties.
For such a beautiful girl, she didn’t make a very ladylike exit from her vehicle Thursday night. As the photos show, she very plainly showed her black panties, adorned with silver glitter reading, “Mrs. Andre”. Hmm, so I see the panties, but where’s the butt?
After her flashy entrance, she then proceeded to make out with sister Sophie outside of a London nightclub. Ok, so I know some of you readers totally got off on the girl-on-girl kiss, but they’re SISTERS!
Jordan, honey, next time find someone a little less related. I hear Tila Tequila is looking for the perfect lady friend…you can find her on MySpace.
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