Britney’s Flat Night Out

On her first night out since her hospital stay Britney returned to her wayward habits – driving with no lights on and wearing almost nothing on a drive to the pharmacy.

To top off the evening Spears managed to get herself a flat tyre, yet continue to drive her white Mercedes for a few miles before finally ditching the car. It was later towed away because it was blocking the highway.

Maintaining her new friendship with the paparazzi, Britney then hitched a lift back to her suite at the Four Seasons Hotel with a photographer; but not her new love Adnam Ghalib.

Same old Britney then…

Britney’s Love Life

From Justin Timberlake to Kevin Federline to her many to record producers to professional escorts – it seems like Britney Spears is dating men as she goes down the food chain. Literally. It’s being reported that the pop wreck is now hooking up with a guy who serves her food.

Life & Style is reporting that Britney has fallen for a guy named Michael Marchand, a waiter at LA’s Mirabelle restaurant. According to the magazine, Brit fell for Michael earlier in the month when she had dinner at the eatery and that ‘the chemistry was immediate’. Since then, the two have been on at least one date and Brit’s mansion and went out together a couple of nights ago at Mirabelle.

Next thing we know, Britney would be dating a pap.

What Ringo Likes, Ringo Takes

The Rolling Stones once sang that you can’t always get what you want. But when you happen to be Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame, that song apparently doesn’t apply.

Paparazzi caught Ringo as he left the Beverly Hills Chinese eatery Mr. Chow this week with his buddy Joe Walsh of the Eagles. Instead of leaving with a doggie bag full of delicious Chinese food, the Beatle took off with his table’s centerpiece. He apparently liked the floral centerpiece so much that he just had to take it home with him.

I guess he used it for his Thanksgiving centerpiece.

Christina’s Dragging Party

Christina Aguilera just recently confirmed that she is pregnant with her first child and not later after that, she decided that she wants to have a baby shower! But this is Christina we’re talking about. When is anything she would do completely for the baby? It almost looks like they’re doing a sequel to the ‘Lady Marmalade’ video.The singer had some of LA’s finest drag queens perform at her weekend baby shower which had a Japanese carnival theme. The party was called ‘Christina’s Kiddyland’. It’s Christina’s party and that’s how she rolls!

All the guests, including Gwen Stefani, brought her gifts that were all blue so it’s pretty much confirmed that she’s having a boy.

Joel Madden is My Guitar Hero

As the singer of the rock band Good Charlotte, Joel Madden is a certified rock star. One would also think that he knows, at the very least, the basics of any one music instrument. So why would the guy need a video game to pretend that he was a rock star and that he can play?

The paparazzi spotted Joel and his pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie shopping at the Virgin Megastore in Los Angeles over the weekend. Joel was toting around a copy of the game ‘Guitar Hero’.

Maybe it’s to get the kid started early. A real guitar’s heavy you know? Rock on, my friend, rock on!

Coolio Turns to a Brady

When you thought you’ve seen everything, you might want to think again.

90s rapper Coolio was spotted by cameras in Hollywood last week. And even after all this time, he’s still sporting his timeless and classic old hairdo. The once very famous rapper spoke about the Halloween festivities in LA and all the freaks that come out at night and even the day. He should know.

Coolio is reportedly about to join the reality TV band wagon with the show ‘ Coolio & the Gang’ which debuts next year on the Oxygen Network. It will be about him and his 6 kids. Talk about being part of the Brady Bunch.

Britney Takes a Shower

In a rare moment of her actually doing an interview, Britney Spears still finds some way to screw things up. She did an interview with KIIS-FMs ‘On Air with Ryan Seacrest’ on Wednesday morning but apparently, it just doesn’t compare to completing her morning routine.

In the middle of the interview with Britney, she all of a sudden passed the phone to her so-called cousin/assistant/professional friend Alli. When asked about where Britney went, Alli nonchalantly answered that the pop wreck was taking a shower.

Before she took off though, Ryan was able to ask when she expects to see her kids. Britney had no clue and answered “My lawyers know about all that.” Way to show your love.

Justin Snaps at Paps

We’ve seen Jessica Biel swing an open umbrella at paparazzi and now it seems that Justin Timberlake can’t resist mixing it up with them as well.

Justin was in Brisbane on tour this past week. During lunch at an Indian restaurant, he promised fans that he’d sign autographs once he finishes his meal. A Brisbane paper is reporting that once he came out, he didn’t sign any autographs and even sneered at a photographer saying “I can’t believe they let you reproduce children.”

For the sake of all the paparazzi in the world, let’s hope that Jessica and Justin don’t reproduce.

Britney Spears’ neighbors just freaking adore her

Britney should do some goodwill today, and go get some Starbucks for all the photographers that are hanging around her Malibu house. I think all the dudes hanging near her house are right and some type of Voodoo spell must have saved her house. After she has refreshed the pap then she needs to go to See’s Candies and buy over a 1,000 pounds of Chocolates, not eat them, but take them to the fire shelters in Malibu for the kids. Then she need to get 5,000 pounds of Fillet Migon Steak and have that stupid sushi restaurant make some real food for the Fire Fighters, who in the world would think that they only eat diet sushi and veggies. I can personally guarantee that these acts of goodwill will instantly change her image to rival Mother Teresa and not as the old has been star in the movie “Sunset Blvd.” which is where she is now.

Britney’s Parenting Coach Wants Out

When she’s not busy running people over, she’s skipping out on parenting classes. Britney Spears left her court ordered parenting coach high and dry again and the coach has had enough! Of course most of these articles are made up people! I just read a bunch of stories that twisted the truth about her running over the paprazzi’s foot. The guy was fine, yet one story claimed the man was in great pain and rushed to the hospital. For those who doubt me, go to Google news and search “Britney foot” and see for yourself. Watch the real YouTube video. HOW do you know what your reading is real? I’m not saying this to defend her. It’s just that I never know what’s real anymore. Of course exaggerated news sells better, so there you go. What if that paps idiot run to click her picture and his foot got stuck while the car was moving on it’s own path, no one is going to say that it was the photographer’s mistake everyone is going to blame Britney coz that creates a nice story for all not paps coming Britney’s way – that won’t create a sensational story.

Tara Reid Is Smarter Than Paris and Lindsay

She’s smarter than Britney; at least she did not have any kids who suffered while she was screwing up. And she’s only smarter than Paris & Lindsay by the fact of not having a criminal record. But this girl is fuck up too. What has happened to her career since “American Pie?” How many roles did she miss out on, because of her lush reputation? She had a golden opportunity at a movie career and let it slip out of her hands.
This girl is not much better then Paris, Lindsey, Britney and/or Nicole. I don’t know why she would think that she’s so much smarter then them she parties just as hard if not harder then these other girls which were made extremely clear on her old show Taradise. She’s not that much more responsible then those other girls. Yeah she does show up to work, but when was the last time she actually booked a gig? I think it was years ago when she was cast in American Pie.

Paris Hilton’s Boy Toy Was A Pizza Delivery Guy

Paris Hilton and a pizza boy? wow. That’s a step up from the dirty sex tape guy and Colin Farrell. I hope that the two haven’t made a new sex video of themselves straight away and I won’t be surprised if they have. another thing he spent two days dog sitting for her, that’s disgusting but the he is doing it all because she is giving him the break that he so desperately wants and that’s the murky reality of Hollywood, rich brat spoilt girls will made you dance on their finger tips and show you the booty so that you fall flat on your nose with the day dreams. Recently Paris has been sporting the nice girl can do nothing wrong tag and to everyone’s surprise she has donned the mask well, but once this new sex tape of hers’ is out things will be back to normal and everyone will get to see the Paris we all know the way she really is.

Diddy and the Kids

In what could be a very surprising sight, especially with the whole paternity issue of Chance, Diddy was spotted out and about in LA over the weekend with on/off girlfriend Kim Porter and their twins.

The family, along with Kim’s assistant and Diddy’s bodyguard, shopped at Lisa Kline Kids on Robertson Blvd. The music mogul shopped for his kids and rung up a bill of a cool $2,100 on his American Express card.

Their shopping cart included matching Juicy jumpsuits, Rachel Weissman baby hair accessories and two Princess dining sets. It looks like the little ladies are getting their lesson on manners really early.

Britney Get Through With 1st Drug Test

She should NOT be praised for praising a drug test - that doesn’t include prescription drugs. Just because they come from a Dr. doesn’t mean they’re harmless. Px drugs are some of the worst of them all. And I don’t buy it that it was her pee anyway. I think that only time can tell if she’ll get better. But from the looks of her most recent pap shoots, I don’t think it’ll be anytime soon. It’s a first step in the right direction. Hopefully the judge will demand 6 mos clean tests to make sure she is for real. And I hope she does everything else he tells her to do. This judge is not playin’ with her. If she doesn’t get her act, she will lose her kids. Simple as that! We all and Britney too should take it one day at a time, she has got through with the 1st one and that’s good but there more to come and we shouldn’t look that far right now. I just hope she comes out clean but frankly the chances do not look that bright and sunny as the Caribbean coast line weather forecast for her.

Pamela Anderson: ‘Marriage License Doesn’t Mean I’m Engaged’

Actress Pamela Anderson insists she isn’t engaged, despite successfully applying for a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday. The former Baywatch beauty made her application, which is valid for a year, with poker player Rick Salomon. Who cares….she can go back to Canada, I hear there’s a shortage of X@@##! there! Why that just because she has taken a marriage license there is such a stir and buzz about it being there.
She gets married or not whose lives are going to be effected and who is interested in her anyways. Anyone getting married to this whore must be a nerd himself and there must be some bets in Las Vegas and elsewhere on how many months will her new marriage last, remember her last marriage just last year lasted just a few months. Now there could be bets on two things, will it last more than the previous one or will it be over sooner than the previous one.

Britney Spears Loses Custody of Her Sons

Yes it’s finally come a full circle for Britney Spears, she for me has lost everything that she ever own and I not talking about her money. She may have the money alright but she doesn’t have the kids now, a mother’s most prized possession. I like this judge. He’s the same guy that is drug-testing Britney Spears twice a week. This guy, whether Britney can see it now or not, is trying to help her. Why can’t she just TAKE THE HELP!? I wonder if she’s going crazy about this news or if she’s happy? She doesn’t seem to give a crap about those kids. I wouldn’t be surprised if she isn’t out living it up tonight. She revealed her priorities clearly by the way she has lived even since the judge ordered her to keep it clean. She didn’t care about her kids.. was out nonstop. Serves her right! Now she can continue with her wayward action without fearing for the kids.

Pink and Carey Forever

Rumors of a break up have once surfaced when pop/punk/rock singer Pink’s husband Carey Hart was seen canoodling with someone other than his wife. But the couple shrugged those rumors off when they were spotted going out on a motorcycle date near their home in Los Angeles on Friday.

The couple proved to whoever was looking that they were still going strong as they rolled out on their respective bikes to a local café. They even gave each other a goodbye kiss as they were about to ride off, only to still stop at the same place.

Pink wasn’t wearing her wedding ring at first but then quietly slipped it back on. It may cause some eyebrows to raise but I just think she was being careful just in case an unfortunate accident occurs.

Dennis Rodman Investigated For Smacking Waitress’ Bottom

Former basketball star Dennis Rodman is facing a police investigation after he was accused of smacking a waitress’ bottom. The sportsman-turned-actor is alleged to have slapped the woman’s rear so hard it left a “major mark” while dining at Hennessy’s Tavern in Dana Point, near Laguna Beach, Los Angeles recently. Waitresses have to deal with so much crap. Just because she is working at a posh restaurant that doesn’t mean she’s like the other American girls who would love some high headed celebrity come squeeze her butt and then ask her for dinner immediately when she doesn’t object to his sex acts, they keeping meeting thereafter and in a few months time the two are an item and pursuing their varied interest, she wants his money and he wants her beautiful ass. Some women who work still have ethics, hopefully I am right about this.

Kevin Federline Parties with Colin Farrell’s Ex

Kevin Federline acted like a man with something to celebrate as he partied up a storm at two hotspots Thursday night.

A day after meeting face-to-face with ex-wife Britney Spears over custody issues, Federline was spotted at L.A. club Vice hanging out with Colin Farrell’s ex (and former sex-tape partner) Nicole Narain at Financially Hung’s Black Card Party.

“They were dancing, she had her arms on his shoulder, she was clearly making advances,” an onlooker tells about Narain, who says she made a beeline for Federline, who was wearing his trademark fedora when he arrived shortly after 9 p.m.

Federline, who recently said he’s focusing on his acting career, thanked Narain for the dance with a kiss on the cheek before posing for pictures with Hugh Hefner.

Though they left separately, the dancing partners hooked up again at Opera shortly after 1 a.m. They weren’t the only ones having a good time. Next to Federline, Leonardo DiCaprio shared a table with Entourage stars Kevin Connolly and Kevin Dillon. The real-life entourage didn’t stay long, much to the dismay of the ladies lingering around their booth.

Brad Pitt: ‘We’re Ready’ for Fifth Child

Brad Pitt says that with four children, “sleep is non-existent” and some days fatherhood is a rollercoaster ride.

“It’s the most fun I have ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced,” he told reporters at the Venice Film Festival on Sunday. “(But) I love it and I can’t recommend it any more highly.”

When asked by Italian state TV if he and partner Angelina Jolie were ready for a fifth child, Pitt replied: “Yeah, we’re ready.”

The couple arrived in Venice on Saturday with all four children in tow and headed for the exclusive Hotel Cipriani, on Giudecca island, a short boat ride from Venice.

While Pitt promoted his latest film, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, which is in competition for the festival’s Golden Lion top award, Jolie enjoyed ice cream and a stroll with their 2-year-old daughter Zahara and son, Maddox, 6.

Pitt, 43, who co-produced and stars as Jesse James in the film, said that having a family has also helped his career.

“It makes me much more efficient,” he says, “because that’s the main focus. It makes me feel when I do have time to work, I really do have to focus because there is a really short window to get something done. I am quite pleased by it all.”

On Sunday evening Jolie joined Pitt on the red carpet for the premiere of the film along with co-stars Casey Affleck and Sam Shepard.

Pitt wore a white tuxedo and Jolie wore a black lace gown and more than $2 million worth of Bvlgari jewelry. They signed autographs before heading into the screening, arm in arm.

Owen Wilson Goes To Rehab

Owen Wilson has reportedly been released from Cedars-Sinai Hospital but has not gone home. He has checked himself into a rehab facility to get the help he needs to get his life back on track. Owen was taken to the hospital after he tried to out himself by slitting his wrists and taking a lot of pills. There were rumors that he has been doing a lot of drugs lately but his lawyer quickly squashed the drug talk. Drugs that’s the only possible that is sustaining his life right now or else he would have been dead long before. If he’s not doing drugs why is he in rehab? Lying sack of crap lawyers….. This Owen Wilson story is fast becoming the talking point in Hollywood and the derogatory remakes that are being said by all those who even do not know the reason why is was taken to a hospital shows that people just want to shout bad things just because he is an actor. We all kind of love bashing famous people.

Andy Dick Tries To Grab Paparazzi’s Video Camera

Comedian Andy Dick was involved in a skirmish with the paparazzi on Wednesday night, as he tried to prevent a photographer from videotaping him. The 41-year-old was leaving Hollywood nightclub Opera when he took exception to the cameraman’s actions. These guys live a hard life and we want them to be smiling all the time and especially when the lights are flashed into their eyes. Come on man leave these guys alone for some time let them enjoy life like we all would like to. The paparazzi is not liked anymore anywhere in the world be it Britain, Us or Japan. Andy would have been out with friends and family at a nightclub and that’s the precious little time they have alone by themselves and their near one and that’s the time when the paparazzi choose to attack. Ok it’s their job and no doubt that they do their job well but hey man it’s there a break time like a lunch time.

Criss Angel: ‘Britney After Dark Is All Business’

Illusionist Criss Angel has laughed off reports he’s dating Britney Spears, insisting the media has made too much of the pair’s after-dark business meetings. Yeah, she drinks with and holds hands with everyone she does business with? Angel and Spears have been photographed hanging out together in Los Angeles and Las Vegas, with the Toxic singer even spending nights in the magic man’s hotel suites. She’s a professional after dark, like in clubs, Jacuzzis and stuff? Riiiiight! The meaning of professionalism in Hollywood acquires a totally different meaning once the sun set in and skyline lits up. To have the company I don’t think Criss needs to do any tricks she just is in a state today that she’d go along around the park with anyone who say hello to her. The walk in the park leads to a stroll in the hotel lobby and further to mingling night outs.

Ryan Reynolds Says There Is A Flash

For months, questions about the red-suited superhero have been met with a shrug of the shoulders from Reynolds, who insisted it was no longer a go. But now Reynolds has coyly let loose that he is indeed still in talks. “There are rumblings,” he said “I don’t really know how much I’m allowed to talk about that stuff,” he declared. “[But] it’s no secret that they have a JLA script and it’s a project that’s in development.” In fact, the only thing faster than the Flash is how quickly Reynolds would jump at the chance to play the character. Yes after Superman, Sipderman, X-men and all the different super hero flick that have amazingly caught the fancy of the America, Europe and the rest of the world, it’s become a new top on the wish list of every actor to play a super hero character. This shows that after a long time today we are looking for people who can get us rid of our troubles and our grief and we want to have super human powers so that we can change the way our world is today, we are not happy with life as it is today.

Britney Spears Dating Criss Angel?

A post with a question mark title. A question mark because, of course, Britney Spears and Criss Angel are both denying that there is anything hairy going on. Oh, but you know there is. I can see why Criss Angel would want to deny this. He’s still hoping he can ride the money train that is Cameron Diaz. Plus, no one really wants to be linked to Britney Spears anymore. Maybe he doesn’t read magazines or blogs and has no idea that Britney Spears isn’t cool anymore? And Britney Spears doesn’t want to acknowledge this because Criss Angel is weird and relatively not famous. Riiiiight. He’s a professional, and she is, they were holding hands drinking champagne, and they had NOWHERE else to do this but in a HOTEL ROOM? I don’t believe what comes out of his mouth, it’s prob to try and protect her from looking even worse than she already does. Helping her with one of her shows my @ss, unless she’s doing a strip-show or ‘performing’ in bed. What a joke, both of them.

Police Called To Protect Naomi Watts

New mom Naomi Watts received police protection as she went shopping on Monday as pursuing paparazzi sparked a safety scare. Watts, who gave birth to Liev Schreiber’s son last month attracted more than 30 photographers as she shopped for groceries in the Los Angeles suburb of Brentwood. We at times love the paparazzi because they are the ones who give us exclusive access to the best Hollywood celebrity happenings, but there is a clear difference that should be made between the stars and the kids. While clicking Celebs at their most funniest and superlative moments is a good job done, privacy should be upheld and if the star was out shopping with the newly born child they should have respected her privacy. But then we all know there no norms that are followed in Hollywood and breaking the rules is more than just a matter of fun to the paparazzi.

Clive Owen: I’d Never Have an Affair with a Costar

Clive Owen can boast plenty of beautiful costars – from Angelina Jolie in Beyond Borders, Julia Roberts in Closer and Jennifer Aniston in Derailed to Monica Bellucci in the upcoming Shoot ‘Em Up – but the married star says he’d never have an affair with a costar.

“I so value what I’ve got at home with my wife and kids that I’ve never f—-ed with that,” Owen, 42, tells Playboy in its September issue. “For me, that’s what it’s about.”

Owen – who has two daughters, Hannah and Eve, with wife Sarah-Jane Fenton – adds: “I’ve had some great times with actresses, but that’s in a movie. It’s a fun thing to do, but it’s not love. So I never have a problem with that.”

When it comes to making love onscreen, “Even sex scenes are very straightforward,” he says. “You’ve got things to accomplish, work to do. I find the thing to do in those situations is to just keep the atmosphere as light as possible.”

Not that his don’t-bed-the-costar rule was always in effect: the Briton says that the first girl to win his heart was “a very lovely, beautiful girl, a local girl” with whom he acted at age 17.

He also met his wife while working with her onstage. “[She] was playing Juliet to my Romeo,” in a touring production of Shakespearean plays.

Despite being called sexy by several past costars, including Jolie and Eva Mendes, the star says he has no problem with monogamy.

“My relationship is everything to me,” he says. “I’m often doing incredibly exciting plays and films, but that would mean nothing if I were floating around and didn’t have a solid family behind me. Sarah-Jane is an absolute diamond.”