Britney Spears is Definitely Back to Work

By some sort of miracle, our prayers have finally been heard. Britney Spears may not be as entertaining as she was during her crazy days but at least we now know she’s not going to end up like Anna Nicole Smith. The recovering starlet made her big appearance on the comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’ on Monday and that wasn’t the only thing that happened on Monday. It seems that she may be getting back into her music as well as Britney was spotted at the Alleycat Recording Studio in Hollywood. It looks like she’s finally getting her career back on track. Maybe it’s time to get ready for a proper comeback.

Lindsay Lohan goes to the darkside

Lindsay Lohan was pictured sporting a new look over the weekend with newly dyed dark hair.

A few weeks ago we saw the Mean Girls actress wearing a brunette wig in Santa Monica. But, now she’s taken the plunge and made the look more permanent.

The former wildchild had a busy weekend kicking off with an appearance at the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party in Beverly Hills.

And the following day she was out shopping in Rodeo Drive with friends and enjoying another night out at II Sole restaurant in Hollywood.

Lindsay is now teetotal after a stint in rehab, so let’s hope it was only her barnet that went to the darkside.

Mel B’s Three with Eddie Murphy

Well it just shows that once is always enough when it comes to unprotected sex. It has been reported that Spice Girl Melanie B’s “passionate relationship” with Eddie Murphy was nothing like that. In fact they had sex just three times.

But incredibly that was enough to get her pregnant, crash their three-month fling and spark one of Hollywood’s biggest legal bust-ups.

A source said, “Mel might have been in love with Eddie but he was certainly not in love with her. Mel did not live at his house although she told people she did. And it wasn’t a passionate relationship. They slept together just three times. That’s why he was stunned when she announced she was pregnant after they split. He truly did not believe it was his child. As they only had sex a few times, and she’d promised she had a contraceptive coil fitted, Eddie was certain it couldn’t be his.”

However later DNA tests proved that baby Angel is in fact Eddie Murphy’s daughter. Eddy currently pays $15 000 a month towards the care of his child, but refuses to see her, as he wants nothing to do with her mother. Mel B claims all the problems would go away with the purchase of a $4.5 million mansion in Malibu plus living expenses.

Not much then. A lesson to us all - always use a condom.

Rihanna Gets Inked

Rihanna was spotted when she went on another shopping spree with a female friend around Hollywood on Sunday. The 19-year old Barbadian singer later went into the Body Electric tattoo parlor on Melrose to presumably get another tattoo. She must have around 6 tattoos by now.

Rihanna was once quoted saying “I like hanging out in tattoo shops. I am so intrigued by tattoos. It’s an entire culture, and I study it. Sometimes I go with friends or just by myself. I get bum-rushed, but I don’t care. I don’t take security.” I wonder what she got this time and where she had it put.

Mandy Moore Deli

One amateur photographer was at the world-famous Canter’s Deli in Hollywood this past week and he spotted a sultry songstress turned actress that you would expect coming out of a higher end place. But no, Mandy Moore exited the pastrami place with a date.

Mandy’s dinner date had similar qualities to her previous boyfriends – the dorky allure of Zach Braff and the greasy appeal of DJ AM. We’re told that it’s Ryan Adams. Mandy greeted fans at a table before dodging the photographer’s cellphone camera to make her exit. There’s no word on what Mandy and her date ate that night.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Responds

It was really only a matter of time before she spoke up. Who wouldn’t after bikini shots surfaced online with some not-so-nice comments to go with them? If you missed the pic, you are one of the lucky ones.

Jennifer finally had enough of the remarks about her “cottage cheese bikini” or her big a$$, so she decided to respond. She headed to her own personal blog to give her side (as if we hadn’t seen enough) of the story.

She writes, “I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.”

Bloggers posting the pic included commencts such as, “We know what you ate this summer, Love - everything!”

Jennifer went on to say, “What I should be doing in celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles.”

She finished with a call to action for the ladies, “To all girls with butts, boobs, hips, and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.”

You go girl - but I have to say, umm, that’s no size 2….maybe an 8?

George Clooney gives paparazzi diving instructions

The famous actor George Clooney got very upset when some photographers were trying to take his picture while he was driving around on his bike. He left they weren’t following safety measures and that they were putting both their lives and his in great danger.
We all know he is absolutely right, the press is and has always been nosey, so why some driving rules should stop them, they bend all other rules anyway! Clooney was involved earlier this year in a motorcycle accident along with his girlfriend and they were both injured so I’m guessing now he is extra careful. For sure there will be journalists to condemn his behavior, but from my point of view he only did the right thing, maybe this way at least when dealing with him paparazzi will try to stay safe on the road.

Ali Larter nipple slip

Ali Larter gave the paparazzi a glimpse at her nipple when her blouse came open outside the Green Room in Hollywood last night. How do you wear an outfit like that and not expect to show a little nip? I mean, bless her for doing so. I admire a woman who says, “Yes, this open blouse will definitely cover up my bra-less chest.” I think if these women show off their chest and nipples so frequently that’s just because they haven’t been noticed in ages that’s the quick mantra to get attention and then speak the frankly shit mind on the exposure. If she has no problems showing those nipples of hers then why the hell should we be in a state where we say oh and aaha, its not a slip up she wore the dress cause she thought she could create a stir and if she’s managed to achieve that well that’s completely fine.

Jessica Simpson Dates Owen For Publicity?

Apparently, her relationship with John Mayer and her recent “sightings” with Owen Wilson are meant to stir up some good publicity. “When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John. She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen, who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.” She is a complete wreck for me and therefore Owen should not allow her anywhere near him because her wrecked status in my mind can have the negative vibe on as he clearly hasn’t fully recovered from him depression and anyone who is seeing him if not dating him for her own benefits ahead of her album release is not a good thing to happen for him, he is certainly not in a position to act as a bunny for Jessica’s profits. She is a complete airhead, and Owen is not in a position to date her when she has something entirely different matters in her head and Owen won’t be able to cope with her lifestyles.

Lohan Gets Her Hair Done

Someone PLEASE explain to me why these women think that extensions are a good idea? I mean, I personally know someone who has them because she’s had chemo… but for women who AREN’T losing their hair.. it’s just unnecessary! She needs to do ANY color other than blonde. And paves does make everyone look like shit. She still looks like shit though so its not really his fault. Just kidding, she looks better than she used to, but still get rid of the blonde!!!!!!!!!!! Lohan finally took out those nappy extensions that Ken Paves did for her two weeks ago and got her roots redone. Judging from the background of the picture I’m assuming she went to a different salon, which is also probably why her hair actually looks good this time.

Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Call It Quits

Where this news is coming from I think there someone who is out to break their relationship and has paid some of the magazines to print this horrible story. In fact as I am writing this piece of journal there has been a sort of confirmation that the two are still very much a couple after Vanessa attended Zac’ birthday and if you want to know my view the I wish that at his birthday he or she whoever can take the first step has reiterated their unending love for eachother. I am saying this coz I am sick of the insurmountable number of break ups that take place in Hollywood. If there was ever a count on the total number of break ups in Hollywood it could well exceed the number of breakups in the whole of America. The paparazzi need to get their act together and stop writing false stories just because they think that something like this can happen, we need to know the truth about our celebrities not made stories that benefit the magazines.

Owen Wilson Chills Out

Isn’t it so nice to see a person who barely a month or so ago had to be hospitalized for an attempted suicide and now if we can all forget get that incident including me and see him take a dip in the water, he looks so happy and fresh – which he is recovering well and almost there. Owen Wilson is seen here, enjoying a swim in the ocean with his ex-girlfriend, Carolina Cerisola. A beautiful sunset brought a smile to the actor’s face, and we’re all hoping that it’s a sign that he’s on his way to a full-recovery. I don’t want to sound silly here but why is that he needs some female partner to help him out of his woes, reportedly that suicide of his was also because he felt bad about a broken relationship his another of his failed girlfriends. Well we should all forget the past and concentrate on the future and hopefully that’s what Owen is thinking too.

Jessica Simpson Is Bad for Business

Let’s face it; Jessica Simpson isn’t going to be nominated for an Oscar anytime soon. Simpson’s movie ‘Blonde Ambition’ was so bad that it was going to go straight to DVD–well it gets worse! The movie has been deemed too bad even for a DVD release so it’s going on sale on home shopping network QVC! That’s a low blow. Low Blow for the producers of that movie, they wouldn’t have been able to earn enough from the movie to pay for the kids pre-school fees. It the movie - is just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting. She’s a box-office disaster, why do they still hire her??? And just look at her in the photo here, she is still laughing at the producers for casting her in their movie and this lipstick is way too much. It looks like a hooker would wear a color like that. Why is she ever hired for movies? But if she can get past the Jesus thing, she might be a smart casting choice for blowjob movies. A Second Coming? Anything goes!

Britney Spears Turns The Cameras On The Paparazzi

Troubled pop star Britney Spears has sought revenge on the paparazzi - by filming the photographers’ every move. Yeah, she’s tired of all the attention, oh that won’t last long though. She’ll be a distant memory to where she won’t have to worry about the paparazzi hangin’ around anymore because they won’t give a damn. Then she’ll be really aching for the attention. Just like Cher when she moaned about being in the tabloids and they gave in and stopped covering her, ha ha. She really begged for the attention then. Right now she would be asking these guys to stop following her but these guys are covering her because they know right now she is in a big mess and they have to just pop up everywhere she goes and even if she is just sitting inside the car eating bananas then they have their news for the day. The paparazzi are so pathetic, they are going to drive her mad.

Lindsay Lohan ready to leave rehab soon

Not sure if you guys remember this chick, but Lindsay Lohan’s rehab stint is just about over. Granted there’ve been rumors of her doing coke and having sex with guys in the bathroom while at the Cirque Lodge facility. As a coke dealer, I must say that I and my fellow entrepreneurs look forward to her return. We are burdened with overstocks on the supply side that have driven the prices down, thereby impacting our bottom lines (no pun intended). Lindsay’s return will balance out the supply and demand, thereby eliminating our overstock issues and returning the market to its natural state. I expect my profits to immediately return to pre-Lindsay-rehab levels once the is back in town. These Celebrities have a great say in how are markets run and much of our supplies are because we have such esteemed clients, sometimes a break that they have through staying in the rehab is welcome one too, because once they are out they are more hungry for addiction, and it means boom time for me.

Britney To Go to Rehab?

Here we go again and again and again, a news story on none other than Britney ‘troubled’ Spears. She is in the entertainment headlines every day and infact almost every 6-10 hours there is something that is shaping in the woeful life of Britney Spear. And that’s happening to everyone in Hollywood, some are finding time to get pregnant and others taking time of to spend time at a rehab. She seriously needs to be committed to a mental health facility as soon as possible. I’m saying that out of concern, not hate. The young woman has some real issues that need to be addressed and taken control of. She really needs to take control of what’s happening in her life and reassess things with some degree of putting an end to all her woes and giving life a new direction and a new impetus. I really want to see her come back with a vengeance and prove all her critics and detractors wrong, just once.

Drew Barrymore Caught Smooching Justin Long

Drew Barrymore has fueled rumors she is dating her movie co-star Justin Long after the pair was spotted kissing over the weekend. She leads her life and doesn’t let people dictate to her. She can snog who she likes; nobody calls her a slut for it, lol. At least she is doing it in front of all of the people not like some of the other big celebrities who would be kissing all day and night long and then upon being seen kissing then would still deny it. And what’s the matter if she is kissing, she is just kissing its natural and human to be kissing. She thought Justin looked cool and attractive and she wanted him to know that she felt attracted to him and what does she do, well she walks up to him and smooches him, what’s the big deal here can anyone explain that to me? Drew it’s your life and it belong to you, if you liked what you did then we are no ones to poke our nose in your hunky dory time out.

Britney Spears and Nick Carter Hooking-Up

This is the funniest rumor I’ve heard this week–actually this month. Nick Carter has apparently been telling friends that he’s been ’seeing’ Britney Spears for a couple of weeks. The funny thing is that this rumor is conveniently making the rounds just in time for Backstreet Boys’ new album. Any publicity is good publicity. The funny thing is that this rumor is conveniently making the rounds just in time for Backstreet Boys’ new album. Any publicity is good publicity. Good maybe he could beat the stupid out of this girl. May be he can get her out of the hole she is in or is it a master mind plot to gain some really horrible publicity before the release of the new publicity. Or just plain and simple this could be the super dream of some a**hole reporter from the great Hollywood landscape, he could be in danger of losing his job and therefore has comeup with this stupid but really a breaking news kind of rumor. Well, we’ll know the truth soon, then the hide and seek game is on.

New Racy Photos Of Vanessa Hudgens Emerge

The whole matter has sort of become a national obsession I think that people should leave her alone, so what there pictures get over it, loads of people do it, if she wasn’t famous then there wouldn’t be this much fuss would there, I think that the person responsible if it weren’t Vanessa isn’t really a nice person, its none of our business where these pictures came from or who they were indented for, that just involves her not the whole world, i think she’s a brilliant actress and she’s the luckiest girl and I see her as a role model no matter what has happen, keep up the good work. These will keep happening how much ever she dislikes it and how much ever she trys to control the release of the photos. This is a nation that loves to see scandals happen and see their stars rise and fall from grace. We are the ones who will search the net a 1000 times to have a look at her nude photos so certainly there be the demand and supply rule applicable.

Tommy Lee has sex at a party

It seems that rocker Tommy Lee can have sex almost anywhere with anyone. The Motley Crue drummer disgusted a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons with his vulgar behavior. Pamela Anderson’s ex hooked up with a blonde party girl and was seen ‘flat-out beeping’ on a banquette by multiple witnesses. When he was finished with his glorified act of disturbing the party he came and said, ‘it’s so cool to have sex here’. Tommy is just another of those busted, crock headed persons who care a damn about what’s happening around him and it’s more than evident that this guy hasn’t had sex for months together and the reason is simple, no girl or even a third rate hooker would like to go to bed with this ugly man who simply has forgotten sex behaviors during a night out party. The next time anyone’s thinking of inviting him to a party they better have some arrangements for his stupid acts. You never know with this bonkers kind of guy what his next ugly sex act would be.

Drew Barrymore & ‘Mac Guy’ Justin Long Heat Up

Drew Barrymore is wrapping up her summer of love with the Apple computer commercials’ “Mac Guy,” Justin Long.

The He’s Just Not that Into You costars seemed really into one another over Labor Day in Vegas, where the two were “all over each other, making out the entire time,” a witness at Jet Nightclub tells

First spotted together at Chateau Marmont on Aug. 28, Barrymore, 32, and Long, 29, brought their holiday weekend to a close back in Los Angeles at a trendy sushi restaurant with friends.

According to a Barrymore pal, “the relationship is very new.”

So new, in fact, the actress dallied with Scrubs star Zach Braff in June and rekindled old flame Spike Jonze in August.

At the end of August, a pal of the actress told, “Drew is crazy about [Jonze]. She’s definitely feeling long-term about it. They’re really great together.”

Reps for both Barrymore and Long had no comment.

Halle Berry is expecting her first child.

“Yes, I am three months pregnant,” the Oscar winner told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. “Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”

Berry, 41, and her boyfriend, 32-year-old model Gabriel Aubry, met shooting a Versace ad in Los Angeles in November 2005 and first stepped out publicly three months later at the February opening of a Versace boutique in New York City.

Earlier this year, Berry told, “I definitely want children. Very much.” In terms of what kind of parent she’ll be, she said. “I want my kids to realize it’s only through hard work that any success or real joy comes. It’s not about money; it’s the intangible rewards – having integrity and doing what you say you’re going to do.”

Asked about marriage, Berry, who has been married twice, told the magazine that she had no plans to tie the knot again. “I will never, never get married again,” she said. “Actually, it’s just that now I’ve come to a place where I think two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper.”

In February, a friend of Aubry’s told about the couple: “They are so smitten.”

Andy Dick Tries To Grab Paparazzi’s Video Camera

Comedian Andy Dick was involved in a skirmish with the paparazzi on Wednesday night, as he tried to prevent a photographer from videotaping him. The 41-year-old was leaving Hollywood nightclub Opera when he took exception to the cameraman’s actions. These guys live a hard life and we want them to be smiling all the time and especially when the lights are flashed into their eyes. Come on man leave these guys alone for some time let them enjoy life like we all would like to. The paparazzi is not liked anymore anywhere in the world be it Britain, Us or Japan. Andy would have been out with friends and family at a nightclub and that’s the precious little time they have alone by themselves and their near one and that’s the time when the paparazzi choose to attack. Ok it’s their job and no doubt that they do their job well but hey man it’s there a break time like a lunch time.

Shia LaBeouf and Rihanna are dating

Actor Shia LaBeouf and pop singer Rihanna were spotted at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills having a romantic dinner, which ended with strawberries and champagne. What a date! Although the couple didn’t hold hands or kiss, it is still a rumor that these two are a couple or an item which is the way some magazines call the couples in Hollywood and right so coz most of these celeb couples in Hollywood are no better than an item number that’s been put in place to woo the fans towards them for a small period to gain popularity and eye balls for forth coming ventures. Hmm, I’m sure there will be plenty more news and updates to come. Shia is really getting popular and thank goodness for that Umbrella song because without it I’m sure no one would give a damn about Rihanna. These two make a weird couple. Rihanna is this huge, tall, woman with a big forehead. Everyone says how hot she is but I really just don’t see it… at all. I like Shia, though. A lot.

Criss Angel: ‘Britney After Dark Is All Business’

Illusionist Criss Angel has laughed off reports he’s dating Britney Spears, insisting the media has made too much of the pair’s after-dark business meetings. Yeah, she drinks with and holds hands with everyone she does business with? Angel and Spears have been photographed hanging out together in Los Angeles and Las Vegas, with the Toxic singer even spending nights in the magic man’s hotel suites. She’s a professional after dark, like in clubs, Jacuzzis and stuff? Riiiiight! The meaning of professionalism in Hollywood acquires a totally different meaning once the sun set in and skyline lits up. To have the company I don’t think Criss needs to do any tricks she just is in a state today that she’d go along around the park with anyone who say hello to her. The walk in the park leads to a stroll in the hotel lobby and further to mingling night outs.

Owen Wilson Hospitalized?

Owen Wilson’s parents and brothers were seen at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Sunday night amid reports Wilson was hospitalized.

Santa Monica police issued a statement saying officers responded to a “medical assistance call” at a house on Wilson’s street shortly after noon Sunday. A source confirmed the house was Wilson’s.

“The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the police statement said.

According to media reports, it was Wilson who was transported.

Later in the evening, Wilson’s brothers Andrew and Luke, as well as his parents, were seen at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles.

Wilson’s rep didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment.

Wilson, who stars in the upcoming Wes Anderson movie The Darjeeling Limited, is currently filming the comedy Tropic Thunder, directed by Wilson’s friend Ben Stiller.

Julia Stiles Screams At Changing Room Photographer

Actress Julia Stiles lost her temper recently - when she caught a stranger trying to take a photograph of her in a swimming pool changing room. The 26-year-old is determined to protect her anonymity and worries about unsuitable pictures of her ending up online. I don’t blame her for being annoyed. But why was she at the YMCA? Well for what ever reasons, that lady could have been more polite and told her she found Julia as a very interesting woman and would like to have a photo of hers’ as a remembrance. I bet ya that if had been so polite with her in the changing room she would have most certainly obliged. Not that I am a super hero she would be in awe of on meeting me, only that are intelligent ways of making a woman feel comfortable when she is at her most uncomfortable position and at that time if one can handle the situation then it’s no big deal. That woman in the changing room must have made a face like she was going to take to her by a gun and ask for the pic.