Paris Punks the Paps

So, what were YOU thinking when Paris stepped out with her Swami pal, in a bookstore of all places? The world around was trying to figure out just what she was doing.

Well, Paris wants to say, “Gotcha!” The swami? Not a spiritual leader, but an actor. The two paired up, at the request of prankster Ashton Kutcher, to trick the paparazzi.

It’s all part of a new show called Pop Fiction. Think Punked, but the joke’s on the paps. This one will be worth watching!

Madonna on diet to GAIN weight

We are so used to hearing about, and seeing, how thin and gorgeous all the popstars, glamour models and actresses are these days. Usually there is a story about a miracle diet or extensive surgery behind the stunning figures; and it makes us average women, who were quite happy with ourselves before, feel fat and frumpy.But now Madonna reveals that she has begun to eat porridge in a bid to GAIN weight. Apparently hubby Guy Ritchie was worried that she was looking gaunt and too thin; so Madge took advice from Sting’s wife Trudi Styler, who suggested that the healthy breakfast could improve her skin and take up to 10 years of her appearance.

Hurrah! Finally a story that doesn’t say “eat lettuce and carrots for 6 months to look fab” Curvy, healthy looking figures are much better than stick insects anyway. You go girl!

Well Done Mitch!

Amy Winehouse’s Dad seems to be taking a leaf out of her hubby’s book in the GBH department; but all we can hear is cheering, as it is Pete Doherty who is at the receiving end.Judging on the reaction to the incident at Amy’s Brixton gig last week; it has been a long time coming and it seems people are of the “he deserved it” way of thinking.

Cab driver Mitch says he is sick of bad boys leading his daughter astray, and upon meeting Pete backstage he told him to leave Amy alone, saying that he was the last person she needs at moment. One onlooker said “Pete was smirking until Mitch turned round and hit him with a guitar”

Hurrah! Finally Doherty got what he deserved. Now perhaps Amy’s family can concentrate on her; because judging by the state of her last week she definitely requires some TLC.

Justin Timberlake and Golf

Any die-hard Justin Timberlake fan knows that he’s into golf. But now, the singer is trying to make like Michael Douglas and getting his own golf tournament.

The 26-year old Grammy Award-winning singer, songwriter, record producer and actor will be the host of the PGA Tour event in Las Vegas which will be renamed the ‘Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open’. It’s a five-year agreement that will begin next year.

Justin says of it that “I couldn’t be more excited. We will make sure to make this event unique and memorable…We will raise money for charity while participating in the greatest game ever played. I thank the PGA Tour and the Shriners Hospitals for Children for this amazing opportunity. Raising money to better children’s lives while playing golf? I can’t think of a better way to pass the time.”

His tournament will kick off on October 2008.

Sienna Miller nipple slip

Sienna Miller’s character seems to have a cold in her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake. She also doesn’t seem to wear a bra. Sienna must be playing some sort of inspiring female role model that other women can look up to. What ever the blog writer and the paps and newspapers want to make of this, there is no credibility and there is absolutely nothing in the piece of news that can be even termed as a mild controversy or show of nipples by the actress. She is just wearing an old 70s’ type of coat. WEAK! That IS her bra. And putting a large, oblong fuzz-box over her chest area does not a nipple-slip make. Most of the pics are her bra and minimal cleavage. Considering you’ve posted her in her altogether, the only conclusion I can reach is that it’s a slow news/paps day.

Paris Hilton: No Plans for ‘Four Blonde Babies’

Though Paris Hilton has declared that her Simple Life costar Nicole Richie is bound to be “the best mom ever,” the hotel heiress won’t be having children of her own anytime soon.

“Someone just said that I’m adopting four blonde babies,” Hilton, 26, told PEOPLE at Friday’s Kate Somerville White Room Emmy suite in West Hollywood. “That’s retarded. No, I’m not.”

Asked if she’d want to adopt, Hilton said, “Maybe, but I want to have my own children.”

The unattached Hilton, who in recent weeks has been seen with Entourage star Adrian Grenier, 31, insists that the actor is not a romantic interest.

“Totally just friends,” says Hilton. “We met a couple years ago [and] we’ve stayed friends. He’s been like kind of a mentor to me, teaching me about the environment and what I can do.”

She adds, “I think it’s cool to talk to someone in L.A. who has more to talk about than all this artificial crap people talk about. It’s nice to talk to someone who’s real.”

Hilton has had a real busy September, filming her upcoming movie Repo! The Genetic Opera in Toronto, partying at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas and returning to Los Angeles for this weekend’s heavy round of Emmy parties.

Having previously starred in 2005’s horror remake House of Wax, Hilton also says she’s stepping up her acting and working with acting coach Ivana Chubbuck.

“This is my first time that I’ve actually taken it seriously. Before, I was just doing it for fun, not really paying attention – not even studying my lines. But this time, I’m serious about it,” she says.

“I really tried hard to get this role. I rehearsed. I was the best at the audition.

Drew Barrymore & ‘Mac Guy’ Justin Long Heat Up

Drew Barrymore is wrapping up her summer of love with the Apple computer commercials’ “Mac Guy,” Justin Long.

The He’s Just Not that Into You costars seemed really into one another over Labor Day in Vegas, where the two were “all over each other, making out the entire time,” a witness at Jet Nightclub tells

First spotted together at Chateau Marmont on Aug. 28, Barrymore, 32, and Long, 29, brought their holiday weekend to a close back in Los Angeles at a trendy sushi restaurant with friends.

According to a Barrymore pal, “the relationship is very new.”

So new, in fact, the actress dallied with Scrubs star Zach Braff in June and rekindled old flame Spike Jonze in August.

At the end of August, a pal of the actress told, “Drew is crazy about [Jonze]. She’s definitely feeling long-term about it. They’re really great together.”

Reps for both Barrymore and Long had no comment.

Shia LaBeouf and Rihanna are dating

Actor Shia LaBeouf and pop singer Rihanna were spotted at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills having a romantic dinner, which ended with strawberries and champagne. What a date! Although the couple didn’t hold hands or kiss, it is still a rumor that these two are a couple or an item which is the way some magazines call the couples in Hollywood and right so coz most of these celeb couples in Hollywood are no better than an item number that’s been put in place to woo the fans towards them for a small period to gain popularity and eye balls for forth coming ventures. Hmm, I’m sure there will be plenty more news and updates to come. Shia is really getting popular and thank goodness for that Umbrella song because without it I’m sure no one would give a damn about Rihanna. These two make a weird couple. Rihanna is this huge, tall, woman with a big forehead. Everyone says how hot she is but I really just don’t see it… at all. I like Shia, though. A lot.

A Different Kind of Lumps

The Black Eyed Peas’ only singer may have sung about her lovely lady lumps but she’s showing even more lumps… on her head. Fergie was spotted wearing a hospital-style poncho, hair curlers and not so hot boxers. She was caught in between wardrobe changes for a David LaChapelle photo shoot in Hollywood earlier in the week.

Fergie was nominated for MTV’s Female Artist of the Year, along with Beyonce, Nelly Furtado, Amy Winehouse and Rihanna. Such a glamorous group that is. And after those big curlers come off, I’m sure she’d be glamorous too. If not, there’s always Photoshop and airbrushing.

Ryan Reynolds Says There Is A Flash

For months, questions about the red-suited superhero have been met with a shrug of the shoulders from Reynolds, who insisted it was no longer a go. But now Reynolds has coyly let loose that he is indeed still in talks. “There are rumblings,” he said “I don’t really know how much I’m allowed to talk about that stuff,” he declared. “[But] it’s no secret that they have a JLA script and it’s a project that’s in development.” In fact, the only thing faster than the Flash is how quickly Reynolds would jump at the chance to play the character. Yes after Superman, Sipderman, X-men and all the different super hero flick that have amazingly caught the fancy of the America, Europe and the rest of the world, it’s become a new top on the wish list of every actor to play a super hero character. This shows that after a long time today we are looking for people who can get us rid of our troubles and our grief and we want to have super human powers so that we can change the way our world is today, we are not happy with life as it is today.

Clive Owen: I’d Never Have an Affair with a Costar

Clive Owen can boast plenty of beautiful costars – from Angelina Jolie in Beyond Borders, Julia Roberts in Closer and Jennifer Aniston in Derailed to Monica Bellucci in the upcoming Shoot ‘Em Up – but the married star says he’d never have an affair with a costar.

“I so value what I’ve got at home with my wife and kids that I’ve never f—-ed with that,” Owen, 42, tells Playboy in its September issue. “For me, that’s what it’s about.”

Owen – who has two daughters, Hannah and Eve, with wife Sarah-Jane Fenton – adds: “I’ve had some great times with actresses, but that’s in a movie. It’s a fun thing to do, but it’s not love. So I never have a problem with that.”

When it comes to making love onscreen, “Even sex scenes are very straightforward,” he says. “You’ve got things to accomplish, work to do. I find the thing to do in those situations is to just keep the atmosphere as light as possible.”

Not that his don’t-bed-the-costar rule was always in effect: the Briton says that the first girl to win his heart was “a very lovely, beautiful girl, a local girl” with whom he acted at age 17.

He also met his wife while working with her onstage. “[She] was playing Juliet to my Romeo,” in a touring production of Shakespearean plays.

Despite being called sexy by several past costars, including Jolie and Eva Mendes, the star says he has no problem with monogamy.

“My relationship is everything to me,” he says. “I’m often doing incredibly exciting plays and films, but that would mean nothing if I were floating around and didn’t have a solid family behind me. Sarah-Jane is an absolute diamond.”

Katharine McPhee is a Movie Star

American Idol alum turned sex symbol turned movie star Katharine McPhee pulls out her fake baby bump during a filming break of the ‘Untitled Anna Faris Project’ in Los Angeles on Tuesday. In doing so, and with the help of a strong gust of wind, she also gave photographers a nice upskirt which revealed a pair of pink panties and the undone body suit.

Moving on. This is Kat’s acting debut for Columbia Pictures and Happy Madison. She co-stars with Rumer Willis, the eldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. The 23-year old will also be starring in a dark romantic-comedy indie flick entitled ‘The Last Caller’ some time in the near future.

Pamela Anderson Joins Vegas Show

Pamela Anderson has consigned her acting career to the history books - because she prefers her new job as a magician’s assistant. The former Baywatch babe voiced her plans to quit Hollywood in a recent posting on her website, revealing she loves her “glamorous” role alongside illusionist Hans Klok so much, she’s signed up to stay on at his Las Vegas magic show until the end of the year. Saw her on late night with craig fergueson and she was all over this Hans Klok dude. As soon as the affair/magic is over she will be back to making history with her famous TV and movie career. She’s obviously fancying him at the moment and has no worries about missing out on some of her acting opportunities on TV and in Hollywood and the moment, but once she’s over him with this she will be right back where she belongs. She is the sexiest woman that is there today and who ever claims that Jessica Biel and the others are sexier just haven’t had a nice close look at her. Time for that overdue spectacle change!

Rihanna Goes Shopping in Beverly Hills

What does one do when there’s nothing to do and the pockets full of cash, well simple, go out and shop till you drop. That’s exactly what R&B singer Songstress Rihanna was seen along Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills, Ca. in clutches chasing her blues with some retail therapy. Means that shopping is such a good stress buster that even if you are on clutches and go the Rihanna for some stress busting advice, all she will tell you to do is take a cab and ask him to leave you at a shopping centre. A two hour therapy and you will be rejuvenated and feel better. These star singers are shopping freaks, with all that money there nothing else that they can figure out. The 19-year-old singing sensation from Barbados topped music charts this summer with her first single with Jay-Z called Umbrella.

Brad and Angelina to Move

The latest reports from this famous duo have it that they are planning a move to Berlin, Germany. The two feel that is where they want to raise their children and have them go to school. They have a desire to keep them out of Hollywood and away from the constant paparazzi. Recent photos of Angelina Jolie show her looking rather thin and underweight. A source says that Brad Pitt is worried about her and would like to get her away from the limelight. There is even rumor that the two will leave acting and pursue other interests like design and architecture. I certainly wouldn’t miss their Hollywood presence. There are far more interesting things going on any way with the youth that is constantly under arrest. Considering how many kids they have now it’s probably a good idea to take time just for them.

Kate Hudson & Dax Shepard Are ‘Just Friends’

Kate Hudson has laughed off reports she is dating comedian Dax Shepard. Hudson has been single since splitting from her You, Me & Dupree co-star Owen Wilson in May and is currently in the process of divorcing rocker husband Chris Robinson. When the actress and Shepard were spotted trying to leave a Malibu, California eaterie earlier this month, the funnyman removed his shirt in a bid to hide Hudson’s face. So she is like linked to three men at the same time for different reason. Her itinerary would be like, at 9 O’clock in the morning she would be speaking to Owen Wilson and telling so sorry chap but things didn’t work out between us the way I thought. In the afternoon after a nap she gets a call for Chris updating her about the court hearing on the divorce proceedings. Then again fresh in the evening she calls Dax for a date but he has other engagements to fulfill. Like Kate good if you can keep Dax a friend and not complicate life further than you already have, take things slowly. Hmmmmm, well, I think if he’s good in bed, then Kate will upgrade him to friend with benefits. Good luck Dax!

Catherine Zeta-Jones Didn’t Marry For Money

Catherine Zeta-Jones is amazed some people still presume the only reason she wed Michael Douglas was for financial reasons, despite the fact the couple has two children together and have been man and wife for nearly seven years. She says, “There’s some preconceived notion that I married Michael for his money, or I swan around in kimonos, making big demands. It’s completely not the case. I’ve been working since I was 11 - actually, since I was 10 - in one business that’s taken me through all my life. I just happened to meet my husband.” This is exactly what can be termed utter rubbish and uncalled for, who put this story in the first place. If there is a marriage that’s gone wrong then people say – oh who terrible, I am sorry for you. And if there is something like a perfect marriage then people say how this is possible there certainly has to be fishy about it all. What these guys can’t stand is how the hell the two could be living in peace when I can’t manage my marriage with the same kind of peace and tranquility. There’s more than just money to life and these people haven’t come to terms with it as yet.

A Little Southern Hospitality

Joining the likes of Jessica Simpson and Beyonce in the effort to saturate the world with their presence, Justin Timberlake is offering a little southern hospitality. The singer/actor/fashion designer is not a restaurateur with the grand opening of his restaurant Southern Hospitality in New York City on Wednesday.

The food stop will be serving none other than ‘Cracker Cuisine’, Memphis-style food inspired by recipes from the Timberlake family. The place will be decorated by items found in Memphis flea markets, most of which would be antiques.

The business will be run by JT’s best friends Trace Ayala and Eytan Sugarman. Southern Hospitality is JT’s second restaurant effort. The first is dim sum joint Chi in Los Angeles.

Paulina’s Golden Rear

Paulina Rubio shook her gold plated booty in Madrid a few days ago for her ‘Amor, Luz y Sonido’ tour. Shake what your momma gave ya!

The 36-year old is looking more like a Pussycat Doll reject more than a singer. I think that she’s wearing even more hair than actual clothes. Really, she could pass a burlesque act that just doesn’t go all the way like Dita Von Teese’s shows.

I don’t think people mind though. Concerts are about the whole package. But I would like to see her perform with more clothes on next time. It doesn’t matter how nice her booty is.

Jim Carrey To Play Scrooge In A Christmas Carol

Jim Carrey, who brought Dr. Seuss’ Grinch to life on the big screen, will soon potray another holiday curmudgeon, Ebenezer Scrooge, as well as the three Christmas ghosts in a remake of ‘A Christmas Carol’, the Walt Disney Co. has said. The movie will blend live action with 3-D digital animation and computer graphics style called ‘performance capture’. Carrey also will play the ghosts of Christmases past, present and future who will visit Scrooge. This guy is near brilliant when it comes to comedy and his performances are mind blowing. Thankfully, he has not indulged into making some silly comments recently like Robin Williams has on Catholics but some times the way he speaks in the movies is also a bit over the top and not in good taste. He like Robin moves his body so much it seems like he is having a nervous break down or suffering from some bone marrow disease. I sincerely wish he does suffer from anything like this but why can’t these guys stand still, I wonder why?

Alba Wants Male Nudity In Women Mags

It seems that Jessica Alba’s desires for eyeing up naked men is getting steamier by the day and she does not want to put a lid on any of these desires. The Fantastic Four star has revealed in a magazine that she wants more overt male nudity in women’s magazines. Alba has said that she is sickened by the inequality between gender targeted publications, and is leading a campaign for more explicit nudity for female readers. She can’t get enough of having sex so now she wants to see it in the mags and then let her imagination run riot at will. I agree. Why do they always show naked women but not naked men? Is it that only men could have fun and not the women who wants to see and have fun as much as men would like to? Men fantasize of women and women would also like to do the same. Jessica you have right upon the right thing to pick a revolution and some day there will be a thanks giving by women who like your idea.

Priestley is a Dad

Former Beverly Hills 90210 star Jason Priestley and his wife Naomi Lowde, have just had their first child. The two announced their engagement in May 2004 and were married the following year. Naomi gave birth to a baby girl. There is a pretty big baby boom in Hollywood these days. It seems like all of the A-list stars are racing each other to end up pregnant and see who has the cutest, most sought after baby. It’s ridiculous when it’s treated like some kind of popularity contest and baby beauty pageant. It’s refreshing to see a couple like this who isn’t always in the press making trouble announce something special. It actually makes it seem special and not just like another trend. Good for them. Maybe not everyone has to have a typically Hollywood family.

Neverland director takes on Bond

The rumor mills and gossip columns are so very much in tune with what the latest in celebrity happening that many forget to give an insider view on the happenings. All that is reported are the hippest parties and so full of quotes from the celebrities. Now we have some news regarding the English spy movie James Bond’s next flick that is to be directed by Finding Neverland’s Marc Forster. It had been suggested that Martin Campbell would return to direct the 2008 adventure, following the success of Casino Royale, which became the most successful Bond film to date. Campbell worked on both Casino Royale and 1995’s GoldenEye, overseeing the debut of both Pierce Brosnan and Craig in the role of 007. Now why on mother earth would the producers like to replace a highly successful director? Well man I don’t have the answer either, the business of making movies is a lot murky than what meets the eye. Though Hollywood is a highly professional industry but what goes on behind the scenes is anyone’s guess and it better not be elaborated upon.

Roberts gives birth to third baby

Our ‘Pretty Woman’ Julia Roberts has given birth to a baby boy and the Oscar winning actress along with husband Danny Moder, have called their son Henry Daniel. I am a die hard fan of the actress and it makes me happy to hear of the pleasant news. The couple who married in July 2002 already have 2-year-old twins, called Hazel and Phinnaeus. Of late the Hollywood beauty has taken time off from the hectic schedule of shooting for movie and is rather enjoying her period of being a full time mom. She will be seen in Afghanistan war drama Charlie Wilson’s War alongside Tom Hanks later this year. Last month it was announced that Roberts has signed up to play renowned British wildlife conservationist Joan Root. There is no official confirmation on this and is merely my speculation, is Julia Roberts in anyways trying to match Angelina Jolie as the actress with the most kids. Julia can boast of having own and Jolie leading the way with adoptions.
Any one’s guess that is!