Miley’s Not Looking for a Man…Online

Would you even say she’s looking for a MAN? Maybe new “boy” is a better choice of words. Either way, Miley says she’s not out looking for one, although she doesn’t mind checking out the goods online.

When discussing her internet dating skills, Miley told Ryan Seacrest, “I’m not that desparate yet” but she did say she sometimes perused the Abercrombie & Fitch site “every once in a while for a good look”.

Paris Punks the Paps

So, what were YOU thinking when Paris stepped out with her Swami pal, in a bookstore of all places? The world around was trying to figure out just what she was doing.

Well, Paris wants to say, “Gotcha!” The swami? Not a spiritual leader, but an actor. The two paired up, at the request of prankster Ashton Kutcher, to trick the paparazzi.

It’s all part of a new show called Pop Fiction. Think Punked, but the joke’s on the paps. This one will be worth watching!

More Britney Issues

As if Britney Spears is in need of more drama right now, a Las Vegas fashion consultant is suing the pop wreck for damages in excess of $50,000 claiming that the fallen pop star stopped paying her for her services. Well that’s pretty obvious.

The lawsuit was filed on January 18 in Clark County District Court. Nancy Rosu is claiming that Brit had her buying clothes on her behalf then reimbursed her later. But in August 2007, Brit stopped paying her back. Rosu is suing for breach of contract and intentional infliction of emotional distress and some other things. Get in line for that one.

Wino Goes Blonde

Her husband may be rotting in jail but I think that he would choose to stay there once he gets a sight of her. Amy Winehouse has ditched her signature beehive look and showed of her newly blonde hairdo in London on Wednesday. Is it a fashion upgrade or downgrade? To be quite honest, I’m really not sure. I mean, I’m pretty sure she finally got all the rats out of her head but she still scares me.

She does score some points for the vintage Johnny Depp shirt though. Wino chose a good time to wear it since Johnny is Rolling Stone’s cover boy.

Elle Macpherson makes a Splash

Well I hope that I will look half as good as Elle Macpherson when I reach 44. The Aussie supermodel looks fighting fit as she surfs along a Sydney beach – much to the pleasure of every man on the sand. And what man wouldn’t want to watch?

The mum of two looks fitter than most girls half her age so we salute her as she has fun making waves. Most of us daren’t bare enough flesh to grace a surfboard never mind do it as well as she did. Absolutely fantastic – she’s one Elle of a woman.

Amy Winehouse Dreaming of a White Christmas?

Amy Winehouse certainly is; but I’m not talking snow unfortunately. I mean clinic Amy’s team plan to send her to in Israel? Yes that’s right the rehab that only lasts a week. Well they are going ahead with plans to send the troubled singer; but not before a full blown binge this Christmas.

Since hubby was jailed recently a pal admits that Amy has been taking more drugs than ever, comparing it to having a cup of tea. But after being nominated for six Grammies; our girl wants to shine for the awards ceremony in LA next February and so has vowed to get her life back on track after the New Year.

Well I hope she means it, as rumour is bookies are taking bets as to whether she will actually be alive for the Grammy awards; never mind clean.

High School Musical Star Headed to Court

A lawsuit filed against High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens will go forward, according to a Superior Court Judge Tricia Ann Bigelow. She believes a jury should hear the case of the lawsuit brought by Hudgens’ former attorney Brian Schall.He is suing Vanessa for over $150,000 in owed legal fees. He filed a breach-of-contract suitin September. Allegedly, she agreed in October 2005 to give him 5% of her earnings as payment for his legal work. He says, because of him, she earned over $5 million.

Vanessa nullified the agreement on October 9th. California law says that a contract with a minor can be voided before they are 18 or “within a reasonable time afterward.” She turns 19 on December 14, so it will be up to a jury to decide if she acted within that reasonable time.

She returns to court on January 15.

Amy Winehouse Bra Escapade Was Sleep Induced

If you haven’t see the pics of Amy Winehouse walking around the streets of London in her red bra and without her typical beehive, then count yourself among the blessed. Rumors have flown over the past few days about her actions prior to losing her shirt. Was she drunk? Had she fallen off the deep end?

Neither, according to her lawyer. “She was not on an all night bender.” So, why was she walking half naked at 5:45 on a Sunday morning?

According to her rep, Amy had been sleeping when she heard a noise outside. She’d had some friends over earlier, and she thought maybe they had come back. She went outside to look around, and instead of her friends, her yard was full of photographers. As for the expression on her face, he says, “She’d been sound asleep and then there were all these photographers - of course she looked startled.”

While he is quick to squash the rumors, he understands where they stem from. “In light of recent reports, it is easy to make false assumptions, but she’s getting better and she needs the space to do that.”

Give the poor girl a break. She rose to sudden stardom and then is being knocked off the pedestal by the very people who put her on it in the first place. Her hubby is in jail, she’s going nuts - give her the space to recoup.

Umm, but Amy? Can you keep a shirt on please? I’m trying to keep my dinner down, here.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Responds

It was really only a matter of time before she spoke up. Who wouldn’t after bikini shots surfaced online with some not-so-nice comments to go with them? If you missed the pic, you are one of the lucky ones.

Jennifer finally had enough of the remarks about her “cottage cheese bikini” or her big a$$, so she decided to respond. She headed to her own personal blog to give her side (as if we hadn’t seen enough) of the story.

She writes, “I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.”

Bloggers posting the pic included commencts such as, “We know what you ate this summer, Love - everything!”

Jennifer went on to say, “What I should be doing in celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles.”

She finished with a call to action for the ladies, “To all girls with butts, boobs, hips, and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.”

You go girl - but I have to say, umm, that’s no size 2….maybe an 8?

Splitsville for Lohan and Giles

Lindsay checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah to seek treatment for her addiction back in August. She checked out on October 5 and had herself a new man. Enter - Riley Giles, a snowboarder.

Her dad approved of the relationship, saying, “He’s a great, great kid. If you met him, you’d like him.” He was a potential good thing in a life that was so, well, not good. Except that sources say her friends didn’t care much for him.

But sources say he’s no longer the man for Lohan. They apparently broke up over Thanksgiving weekend. Hopefully that won’t send Lindsay into some sort of alcoholic rage and ruin any progress she’s made.

A friend says she did it because she’s trying to focus on her life and her career. What she did was send him running back to Utah, trying to get back together with his EX-FIANCEE!

Lindsay has been trying to make some positive changes in her life. She’s in talks with Motown to record a new album. She is set to enter the studio next week.

Lindsay, from someone who is not exactly a big fan of yours, here’s to you and trying to turn things around. But you shoulda stuck with Giles - he had something going on.

Panty Flashing and Sisterly Love

Believe it or not, this celebrity noonie flashing has nothing to do with Britney. Instead, it’s a proud day for Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, who has now joined the ranks of Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. But, at least she had on panties.

For such a beautiful girl, she didn’t make a very ladylike exit from her vehicle Thursday night. As the photos show, she very plainly showed her black panties, adorned with silver glitter reading, “Mrs. Andre”. Hmm, so I see the panties, but where’s the butt?

After her flashy entrance, she then proceeded to make out with sister Sophie outside of a London nightclub. Ok, so I know some of you readers totally got off on the girl-on-girl kiss, but they’re SISTERS!

Jordan, honey, next time find someone a little less related. I hear Tila Tequila is looking for the perfect lady friend…you can find her on MySpace.

Ne-Yo and Hayden Panettiere Pairing

She once dated ‘Laguna Beach’ hunk Stephen Coletti and has since been linked to ‘Heroes’ co-star Milo Ventimiglia but Hayden Panettiere was spotted getting her party on with a different guy earlier in the week. The popular cheerleader was seen with singer/songwriter Ne-Yo in New York City. The pair was caught as they were leaving Butter together. And you can call it coincidence or whatever you choose, but the two ended up going back to the same hotel.

Their pairing isn’t a random think though as both stars have been working together to promote World Children’s Day in support of the Ronald McDonald House Charities.

Amy Winehouse is Troubled

Do you know that philosophy that we’re all born good and that out environment is what makes us bad? Well, Sylvia Young, the founder of the Sylvia Young Theatre School in London thinks that’s just the case for our dear troubled Amy Winehouse.

Young wrote a very passionate plea to her former pupil in hopes that the singer can and will get back on track. Young says that she was blow away when she first heard the young Wino sing and even compared her to Judy Garland and Ella Fitzgerald. But young says that “There is a danger that Amy will be better known for her personal life than for her God-given musical gifts.”

Amen sister!

Britney’s Driving Kevin Crazy

Where’s DCS when you need them? Apparently far from the lives of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Why trail them? They are the parents of the year.

Britney, for one, is tired of hearing just how great of a daddy Kevin is to little Sean and Jayden. Rumor has it she’s hired a private investigator to find out just HOW great. Sources close to the former couple say Kevin would regulary spoke pot and drink beer in front of their two young boys.

Brit-Brit hopes that the P.I. will be able to drag something up about Kevin that might change the courts mind regarding the welfare of her children. On October 1, Kevin was awarded full custody of the boys, and Britney was allowed to visit three times, with one of those visits being an overnight stay. She also has to provide samples twice weekly for random drug testing. These measures were put in place to provide safety for two year old Sean and one year old Jayden.

Friday, the courts restricted Britney from driving with her boys in the car after she was seen running a red light with them. The pop singer has reportedly hired a chauffeur to cart them around since the banning. Goodbye to the days of running over cop’s feet. Hello, Driving Mrs. Daisy!

Ali Larter nipple slip

Ali Larter gave the paparazzi a glimpse at her nipple when her blouse came open outside the Green Room in Hollywood last night. How do you wear an outfit like that and not expect to show a little nip? I mean, bless her for doing so. I admire a woman who says, “Yes, this open blouse will definitely cover up my bra-less chest.” I think if these women show off their chest and nipples so frequently that’s just because they haven’t been noticed in ages that’s the quick mantra to get attention and then speak the frankly shit mind on the exposure. If she has no problems showing those nipples of hers then why the hell should we be in a state where we say oh and aaha, its not a slip up she wore the dress cause she thought she could create a stir and if she’s managed to achieve that well that’s completely fine.

Britney, the Paps and UNICEF

We all know that the paparazzi also double as Britney Spears’ slaves. They pump her gas, clean her car, fill her tires and get her drive-thru. But who would have thought that they do charity too?

Britney is reportedly teaming up with one agency to raise money for UNICEF. Say what?! People is reporting that Brit is partnering up with photo agency X17 to donate money to the global aid organization by selling a signed copy of her latest CD on eBay.

When asked to comment about it, Britney says “I think it’s important to give back … to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.” If only she can give to her kids first.

Jessica Simpson Dates Owen For Publicity?

Apparently, her relationship with John Mayer and her recent “sightings” with Owen Wilson are meant to stir up some good publicity. “When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John. She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen, who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.” She is a complete wreck for me and therefore Owen should not allow her anywhere near him because her wrecked status in my mind can have the negative vibe on as he clearly hasn’t fully recovered from him depression and anyone who is seeing him if not dating him for her own benefits ahead of her album release is not a good thing to happen for him, he is certainly not in a position to act as a bunny for Jessica’s profits. She is a complete airhead, and Owen is not in a position to date her when she has something entirely different matters in her head and Owen won’t be able to cope with her lifestyles.

Lohan Gets Her Hair Done

Someone PLEASE explain to me why these women think that extensions are a good idea? I mean, I personally know someone who has them because she’s had chemo… but for women who AREN’T losing their hair.. it’s just unnecessary! She needs to do ANY color other than blonde. And paves does make everyone look like shit. She still looks like shit though so its not really his fault. Just kidding, she looks better than she used to, but still get rid of the blonde!!!!!!!!!!! Lohan finally took out those nappy extensions that Ken Paves did for her two weeks ago and got her roots redone. Judging from the background of the picture I’m assuming she went to a different salon, which is also probably why her hair actually looks good this time.

Britney Spears Runs Red Light; Risks Custody

I think they need to leave Britney the hell alone. All you see in the magazines is bad news about her, which is perhaps fabricated. Where’s the good news? She has been a celebrity since she was like 17. If the girl wants to release some stem and party after all she’s been through, she’s an adult and I’m sure she left her children in adequate care while she went out. Give the girl a break. If she wants to shave her head, that should be a message to all you who down her….”X@@##! off”. Running over the guys ankle….get the hell out of the way. Smaching in the paparazzi window….give the girl some privacy. She’s going through a lot, and you have nothing better to do than put her down. Let’s look at the X@@##! that married her just to get money. All he wants is Brittney’s money in child support. I am sure if he got custody the boys would be with a Nanny 90% of the time. Give the Girl a break. She’s been in the spotlight for too long and she’s tired of everyone in her business!

Lily Allen’s Weight Loss

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the latest sell out of the music business, Lily Allen. The UK singer has just been named the new face of Agent Provocateur. Yes, the same girl who, just a few months ago, was crying and rambling on her blog about being a fat pig.

I was pretty much fine with her coming out with her own fashion line, but this is a bit much. Now that she’s lost a bit of weight, she’s going to be on a lingerie campaign? The message it sends to young girls is just so wrong.

According to the Mirror, Agent Provacateur owners were after a younger and fresher image. And with Lily going from a size 14 to a size 8, she was the ‘perfect’ choice. Pfft.

Britney Continues Chandelier Shopping

Britney Spears couldn’t finish all her chandelier shopping the other day because he kids were waiting in the car so she decided to finish off late last night. Naturally, Sam and Alli were with her while she was shopping before heading to dinner at Mirabelle’s on Sunset.
Wow, if this story is true it only further demonstrates how immature Britney is. She really has no idea how to behave like a grown up. If you truly love and respect your life partner, you don’t throw out divorce ultimatums to get them to do what you want. My ex husband used to do that all the time until one day, I turned to him and said, “You know what? I want a divorce, too.” You might say his plan backfired in his face in the same way Britney’s did. When you think about it, these children don’t have a decent role model in either parent. It’s very sad. You there are reports that she is not doing those drugs test properly as ordered by the courts, no wonder she is not caring for the kids because she doesn’t actually want them.

Amy Winehouse Lets Her Hair Down

How do you spot one tiny Amy Winehouse in a sea of people? She’s pretty easy to find of course because she hardly changes her style. Or does she?

In a very rare occasion, the ‘Rehab’ singer was spotted without her beehive-like hair. Wino was virtually unidentifiable as she walked through the streets of Berlin with her hair as down as her teary-eyed face.

She did manage to keep some of her identity in tact though as she was recognized by her cigarette and signature ballet flats that look like they’re about to fall apart.

I wonder what caused the sudden change of look. Lack of hairspray maybe?

Britney Takes a Shower

In a rare moment of her actually doing an interview, Britney Spears still finds some way to screw things up. She did an interview with KIIS-FMs ‘On Air with Ryan Seacrest’ on Wednesday morning but apparently, it just doesn’t compare to completing her morning routine.

In the middle of the interview with Britney, she all of a sudden passed the phone to her so-called cousin/assistant/professional friend Alli. When asked about where Britney went, Alli nonchalantly answered that the pop wreck was taking a shower.

Before she took off though, Ryan was able to ask when she expects to see her kids. Britney had no clue and answered “My lawyers know about all that.” Way to show your love.

Everyone Announces JLo’s Pregnancy

First it was Marc Anthony’s ex Dayanara Torres and then it was Jennifer Lopez’s ex Cris Judd. Let’s not forget the countless media outlets who have reported it. Now, Roberto Cavalli has joined the band wagon and has spoken out publicly about the Latin singer’s pregnancy.

We all know that JLo still hasn’t confirmed it and has even denied her pregnancy despite the obvious bulge of her tummy.

Cavalli is responsible for designing the outfits for the couple’s current tour and at an event in NYC on Tuesday, he spilled the beans. “Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger.”

Sienna Miller nipple slip

Sienna Miller’s character seems to have a cold in her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake. She also doesn’t seem to wear a bra. Sienna must be playing some sort of inspiring female role model that other women can look up to. What ever the blog writer and the paps and newspapers want to make of this, there is no credibility and there is absolutely nothing in the piece of news that can be even termed as a mild controversy or show of nipples by the actress. She is just wearing an old 70s’ type of coat. WEAK! That IS her bra. And putting a large, oblong fuzz-box over her chest area does not a nipple-slip make. Most of the pics are her bra and minimal cleavage. Considering you’ve posted her in her altogether, the only conclusion I can reach is that it’s a slow news/paps day.

Britney Spears Shocks Courtroom With Bizarre Outburst

Troubled singer Britney Spears shocked onlookers by launching into a bizarre outburst in court on Friday. The singer and her ex-husband Kevin Federline were appearing at Los Angeles Superior Court early on Friday afternoon to testify at the latest hearing in the custody battle over their two children. The poor girl needs a break from her life. It’s tough to be Britney Spears. Everybody has a comment; if she was this or if she was that. OMG she’s ran over another a foot. There she is at bar, She showed her muff again. She is single you know, it does pay to advertise. But seriously perhaps the press should stop looking up her skirt for a payday photo. Besides, from that angle you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. It is the polite and proper thing to do is not look. At least that’s what my mama told me. What she needs most is a time out to dry out, some place by herself so she can soul search and find what Britney spears is going to do with herself in the coming future… good luck B