David Lee Roth Impersonator

Someone is apparently impersonating David Lee Roth all over Canada. The faux Diamond Dave first surfaced after a man suffering from an allergic reaction to nuts told two Canadian cops and paramedics that he was the famed rocker. Now, the acting Van Halen front man has been spotted at the Liquid Lounge in Hamilton, Ontario, reportedly singing a song and partying it up with who were described as two nurses from the nearby hospital. Canadian cops say that they have identified the impersonator saying that the man has scammed a lot of people and could be charged with obstruction of justice for giving a false name to cops.

No Puppy for Paris Hilton

Despite the varitable zoo she already owns, Paris Hilton tried to buy a new puppy over the weekend. Seems she was on her way to a photo shoot and decided it would be cuter if she had a puppy to match her outfit.

Her solution? She ran inside The Puppy Store on Melrose Ave. and tried to buy a Yorkie. (Ok, anyone but me have a problem with the name “The Puppy Store”?) Anyway, an employee refused to sell her a puppy because it was obviously an “impulse buy”.

Sources say she went nuts and started screaming and crying, “I love my puppies! I want my baby!”

Yeah, and that puppy is so grateful to that store employee!

Pete Wentz steps out in womens clothes

Pete Wentz loves wearing women’s clothes.

The Fall Out Boy rocker - who is dating singer Ashlee Simpson - has confessed he is always stealing clothes from his girlfriend’s wardrobe.

He told America’s OK! magazine: “Anytime I’m wearing anything I’m probably borrowing it from my girlfriend.”

This is not the first time Pete his revealed his love for women’s clothing and accessories. He recently revealed he likes to wear shoes from Ashlee’s older sister Jessica’s US footwear range.

He said: “I love Jessica Simpson’s stuff, especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.”

Pete, 28, also wishes men’s fashion took more risks, and is envious of the clothing available to women.

He added: “I don’t know if I would really consider myself fashionable, but I think that fashion is kind of an awesome way to project who you are inside, and I really, really like going to fashion shows, and I really like women’s fashion. I wish men’s fashion had more risk-taking going on.”

P. Diddy to launch celebrity chauffeur service

P. Diddy is planning to launch a chauffeur service for drunken celebrities.

The music mogul wants to stop stars from drink driving after attending celebrity bashes.

A representative for the rapper said: “After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly.” When asked what he hoped to achieve by introducing the service, P. Diddy said: “Making sure nobody gets arrested!”

In recent times a slew of stars have been convicted of driving under the influence (DUI), including Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kiefer Sutherland, Nicole Richie and Michelle Rodriguez.

P. Diddy recently revealed he wanted to take a break from the music industry to focus on making it as an actor. He said: “I really want to do leading man kind of stuff - you know. Like jumping off of buildings and the like.”

Robbie Williams Dumped

Poor old Robbie Williams is a Rocked DJ after being dumped by the beautiful Natassia Scarlet Malthe.

The Tripping singer has been secretly dating naughty Norwegian Nat—the sexy actress lined up for the new James Bond film Quantum Of Solace—since last year.

But she’s recently given him the elbow to concentrate on her new TV series Scarlet (taken from her middle name), which is being directed by Emmy Award winner David Nutter.

A friend of the actress/model said: “Robbie and Natassia had a frenzied romance and really loved each other. But the relationship was almost too intense. Robbie’s hardly doing any work at the moment while Natassia is a star on the rise. She didn’t have time for him.”

Oh dear Rob…

Paris Punks the Paps

So, what were YOU thinking when Paris stepped out with her Swami pal, in a bookstore of all places? The world around was trying to figure out just what she was doing.

Well, Paris wants to say, “Gotcha!” The swami? Not a spiritual leader, but an actor. The two paired up, at the request of prankster Ashton Kutcher, to trick the paparazzi.

It’s all part of a new show called Pop Fiction. Think Punked, but the joke’s on the paps. This one will be worth watching!

Britney Spears ‘forgets’ to pay for top

It looks like Britney Spears is up to her old shoplifting tricks. Last year she was accused of swiping a disposable lighter from a garage and a wig from a sex shop – proving that stealing from shops is not about affordability.

On Saturday the troubled singer caused a stir once again after leaving a trendy LA store wearing a $200 top she hadn’t paid for.

Her 25 aides and bodyguards then argued with the store’s staff and with cops and fans. But friends of the star, 26, say she simply forgot to hand over cash for the $200 long-sleeved vest. She was not arrested.

Sporting jet-black hair, she had spent Saturday shopping in leopard-print top and jeans. But she then emerged from the hip Fred Segal store in Melrose Avenue wearing the black top.

A shopper said: “Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people. The staff were just staring at each other, then said ‘I think she’s taken a top’. There was chaos outside with fans and police.”

Fishbone to Pick

Phillip ‘Fish’ Fisher, the former drummer of Fishbone (that’s a lot of ‘f’ sounds) got in the faces of a couple of paparazzi last week. When one photographer spoke to the musician saying that they weren’t doing anything wrong and shooting on public property, Fish shot back saying “That’s right, so be on public property and do what you gotta do.” That had to be the lamest comeback I’ve ever heard. Fish wasn’t even the target of the paps. They were just waiting for Brandy when he happened to walk by. Now that would surely embarrass him if he found out.

Reed all about Robbie’s beard

Remember when Robbie Williams was the fresh faced “hot” star of Take That? The one all the girls were swooning over and had pinned up on their bedroom walls?

Well if you were one of those girls I bet you wouldn’t put the Robster on your wall now. After conquering drug and alcohol problems, Robbie is sporting a beard that causes him to resemble late wildman Oliver Reed.

Rob was on a skiing break in California, feeding his caffeine thirst with pal Max Beesley. The bearded pop nob looks knackered; and it’s not as if he’s even been grafting!

He declared he was on strike the other week. If that’s what you do on strike, I’m off to buy my salopettes …

Britney Spears Engaged?

It’s just a typical oddball night out for singer Britney Spears, as she pops out for a bite to eat flashing a ring on her engagement finger.

On/off boyfriend Adnan Ghalib was nowhere to be seen though, instead Britney was flanked by former assistant Carla. The star fired Carla as she suspected her of leaking information to the media.

Britney seems to have lost some weight in recent weeks. Her bloated belly seems toned and she looks in generally good shape.

But no night is normal for Britney and she made a typical mistake as she went to the loo – by entering the gents’ toilet after putting the phone down to a friend. Well it’s tame compared to some of her exploits at least.

Britney in Pink

Troubled singer Britney Spears fled to Mexico with her new paparazzi lover boy, Adnan Ghalib, a couple of days ago – but the lover’s tryst was to only last 7 hours. A Mexican resort hotel worker said Britney wore a pink wig and black boots. She refused to sign autographs and bought a fake Gucci bag before the couple then drove back to LA – where they then went house hunting.

Britney continued to wear the pink wig out and about as she was spotted driving around; continuing PR for her single ‘A Piece of Me’. In case that wasn’t discreet enough for Brit her jacket had F*** Off Lover Boy scrawled on the back. A subtle single-finger salute to ex-hubby K-Fed in my eyes

Last week I had a lot of sympathy for Brit as she was rushed to hospital. But she clearly has no intention of getting herself back on the straight and narrow.

Even though her world is falling apart, her single is pushing for No1 in the UK chart. What can we expect from her to celebrate? Perhaps she’ll dress up as a bear and drink toilet duck…

Britney Spears Crashes

Watch out pedestrians! Britney Spears is on the road. The bipolar pop wreck was having a manic episode on Thursday. The singer with a grade of unsatisfactory in motherhood was out of control on the road with a brazen disregard of the law.

Britney was speeding at over 100 miles per hour and made several illegal U-turns. Her driving was so erratic that even the paparazzi were telling her to slow down. Three photographers actually ended up crashing their own cars during the chase which I’m sure Britney ended up loving and laughing over. Why did someone give her a driver’s license?

Robbie Williams Skimps

He might be a multi-millionaire but Robbie Williams proves to be a real skinflint this weekend when he gives a stranger a cigarette and then demands he pays for it.

Whilst out doing his Christmas shopping, 33-year-old Robbie was approached by a man asking for a cigarette. The star only reluctantly agreed before handing one over.

But when Rob realised that the guy was a paparazzo photographer he lost the plot. One onlooker said, “Robbie went completely mad and was cursing at the photographer. He yelled at him to come up to the car. That’s when Robbie demanded a quarter. It was most bizarre.”

Paparazzi or not, it was a lot of fuss to make over 12p. Maybe our Rob is starting to believe the rumours that his career is dying…saving his pennies just in case.

Britney Spears is a Thief

If her bank account is anything to go by, Britney Spears certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants. But for some reason, the pop wreck decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station this past week.

Britney spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles and when she decided to stop at a gas station for some gum, she went back for a lighter and just snatched it off a display. It would have been fine if she just said that she forgot to pay for it but she actually turned to the paps following her and yelled “I stole something. Oh I’m bad. Ohhh!” Stupid.

Britney to have body double

Ah she is our troubled Britney but we still love her…don’t we? Well apparently not all of her. Just a few days after I reported Brit’s obsession with plastic surgery in a bid to look like she did in her ‘Oops I Did It Again’ days; it has been revealed that a magazine thinks she is too out of shape to do a nude shoot.

Instead, Blender Magazine plan to hire a body double to replace Britney’s body in the recreation of an iconic Marylin Monroe photograph.

The advert reads: “We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5′2″ to 5′5″. This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover.”

And we wonder why women get hooked up on their bodies; and why poor Britney plans to spend thousands of dollars on her own. I throw my hands up in despair…

Amy Winehouse Bra Escapade Was Sleep Induced

If you haven’t see the pics of Amy Winehouse walking around the streets of London in her red bra and without her typical beehive, then count yourself among the blessed. Rumors have flown over the past few days about her actions prior to losing her shirt. Was she drunk? Had she fallen off the deep end?

Neither, according to her lawyer. “She was not on an all night bender.” So, why was she walking half naked at 5:45 on a Sunday morning?

According to her rep, Amy had been sleeping when she heard a noise outside. She’d had some friends over earlier, and she thought maybe they had come back. She went outside to look around, and instead of her friends, her yard was full of photographers. As for the expression on her face, he says, “She’d been sound asleep and then there were all these photographers - of course she looked startled.”

While he is quick to squash the rumors, he understands where they stem from. “In light of recent reports, it is easy to make false assumptions, but she’s getting better and she needs the space to do that.”

Give the poor girl a break. She rose to sudden stardom and then is being knocked off the pedestal by the very people who put her on it in the first place. Her hubby is in jail, she’s going nuts - give her the space to recoup.

Umm, but Amy? Can you keep a shirt on please? I’m trying to keep my dinner down, here.

Britney Spears is Winona Ryder

Britney Spears does a Winona Ryder and shoplifts! Eh, it’s not really that shocking. I think I’d be more shocked if she all of a sudden makes another hit and fixes up her life.

According to Us Weekly, Britney Spears tried on underwear in a porn shop and stole a wig. The pop wreck entered X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood before 1AM on Sunday. Britney picked up a lot of naughty underwear and wanted to try them on which is not allowed.

Britney then acted like a child and dropped her own underwear to try on some boy shorts in front of 15 people. When staff told her she had to pay for breaking store policy, she rolled her eyes but did pay for it with a credit card. As payback, she snatched a wig off a mannequin and went on her way.

What Ringo Likes, Ringo Takes

The Rolling Stones once sang that you can’t always get what you want. But when you happen to be Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame, that song apparently doesn’t apply.

Paparazzi caught Ringo as he left the Beverly Hills Chinese eatery Mr. Chow this week with his buddy Joe Walsh of the Eagles. Instead of leaving with a doggie bag full of delicious Chinese food, the Beatle took off with his table’s centerpiece. He apparently liked the floral centerpiece so much that he just had to take it home with him.

I guess he used it for his Thanksgiving centerpiece.

Britney, the Paps and UNICEF

We all know that the paparazzi also double as Britney Spears’ slaves. They pump her gas, clean her car, fill her tires and get her drive-thru. But who would have thought that they do charity too?

Britney is reportedly teaming up with one agency to raise money for UNICEF. Say what?! People is reporting that Brit is partnering up with photo agency X17 to donate money to the global aid organization by selling a signed copy of her latest CD on eBay.

When asked to comment about it, Britney says “I think it’s important to give back … to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.” If only she can give to her kids first.

Provigil - Britney Spears

In the whole Britney Spears issue about her testing positive for drugs, another source has come out saying that the test came out positive due to Provigil.

Provigil is said to be a memory-improving and mood-brightening psychostimulant. It’s pharmacological profile is quite different from amphetamines. However, it’s also said that the drug is actually used to treat addiction to amphetamines so there’s question whether Brit actually took amphetamines.

Plus, if she’s been taking the drug for a while, why did it just now show up on the test if that is what caused the positive result? Talk about a lot of shadiness.

Jessica Simpson Dates Owen For Publicity?

Apparently, her relationship with John Mayer and her recent “sightings” with Owen Wilson are meant to stir up some good publicity. “When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John. She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen, who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.” She is a complete wreck for me and therefore Owen should not allow her anywhere near him because her wrecked status in my mind can have the negative vibe on as he clearly hasn’t fully recovered from him depression and anyone who is seeing him if not dating him for her own benefits ahead of her album release is not a good thing to happen for him, he is certainly not in a position to act as a bunny for Jessica’s profits. She is a complete airhead, and Owen is not in a position to date her when she has something entirely different matters in her head and Owen won’t be able to cope with her lifestyles.

Britney Takes a Shower

In a rare moment of her actually doing an interview, Britney Spears still finds some way to screw things up. She did an interview with KIIS-FMs ‘On Air with Ryan Seacrest’ on Wednesday morning but apparently, it just doesn’t compare to completing her morning routine.

In the middle of the interview with Britney, she all of a sudden passed the phone to her so-called cousin/assistant/professional friend Alli. When asked about where Britney went, Alli nonchalantly answered that the pop wreck was taking a shower.

Before she took off though, Ryan was able to ask when she expects to see her kids. Britney had no clue and answered “My lawyers know about all that.” Way to show your love.

Britney Spears Pulled Over By Police… Again

Britney WHO?! I can’t believe that she would think anyone could possibly give her any sympathy! If the courts are honest and do the right thing, she should never be allowed to see her children until she decides to grow up and act responsible as an adult. If I had a teenage daughter, I would discourage her from even listening to her music. When is all the immaturity going to stop? When she hurts or kills someone? Please someone put her in her place and teach her a lesson that she shall never forget like taking her kids indefinitely. We need to quit focusing on her ignorant self and focus on things that really matter. Look at our world and the mess it is in. Maybe Ms. Spears should take a trip to Iran or Kuwait (sp) and see what life is really about. Maybe she would take her kids’ life and well being more serious and want to cherish every moment and not put herself and those innocent children in harms way. My advice to you Britney is to get a real job and then a real life. See how hard it is to make it on very little and maybe you would appreciate the finer things a little bit more.

Justin Snaps at Paps

We’ve seen Jessica Biel swing an open umbrella at paparazzi and now it seems that Justin Timberlake can’t resist mixing it up with them as well.

Justin was in Brisbane on tour this past week. During lunch at an Indian restaurant, he promised fans that he’d sign autographs once he finishes his meal. A Brisbane paper is reporting that once he came out, he didn’t sign any autographs and even sneered at a photographer saying “I can’t believe they let you reproduce children.”

For the sake of all the paparazzi in the world, let’s hope that Jessica and Justin don’t reproduce.

Britney Spears Shocks Courtroom With Bizarre Outburst

Troubled singer Britney Spears shocked onlookers by launching into a bizarre outburst in court on Friday. The singer and her ex-husband Kevin Federline were appearing at Los Angeles Superior Court early on Friday afternoon to testify at the latest hearing in the custody battle over their two children. The poor girl needs a break from her life. It’s tough to be Britney Spears. Everybody has a comment; if she was this or if she was that. OMG she’s ran over another a foot. There she is at bar, She showed her muff again. She is single you know, it does pay to advertise. But seriously perhaps the press should stop looking up her skirt for a payday photo. Besides, from that angle you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. It is the polite and proper thing to do is not look. At least that’s what my mama told me. What she needs most is a time out to dry out, some place by herself so she can soul search and find what Britney spears is going to do with herself in the coming future… good luck B

Kat McPhee is a Doll

American Idol runner up Katharine McPhee is the cover girl of October’s issue of the Atlanta Peach Magazine. Kat is one of those idols that looks hot and is quickly becoming some sort of sex symbol but I just think that she looks so much like Real doll ‘Celine’.

Maybe it’s a combination of the vacant look in the eyes, the tons of caked on make up and slightly open mouth. It’s as if she’s saying “I’m not quite listening but ready for anything”. It’s not attractive for a celebrity status that’s not of a porn star. But hey, she’s still every heterosexual man’s dream.

Britney Spears’ neighbors just freaking adore her

Britney should do some goodwill today, and go get some Starbucks for all the photographers that are hanging around her Malibu house. I think all the dudes hanging near her house are right and some type of Voodoo spell must have saved her house. After she has refreshed the pap then she needs to go to See’s Candies and buy over a 1,000 pounds of Chocolates, not eat them, but take them to the fire shelters in Malibu for the kids. Then she need to get 5,000 pounds of Fillet Migon Steak and have that stupid sushi restaurant make some real food for the Fire Fighters, who in the world would think that they only eat diet sushi and veggies. I can personally guarantee that these acts of goodwill will instantly change her image to rival Mother Teresa and not as the old has been star in the movie “Sunset Blvd.” which is where she is now.

Britney Spears Turns The Cameras On The Paparazzi

Troubled pop star Britney Spears has sought revenge on the paparazzi - by filming the photographers’ every move. Yeah, she’s tired of all the attention, oh that won’t last long though. She’ll be a distant memory to where she won’t have to worry about the paparazzi hangin’ around anymore because they won’t give a damn. Then she’ll be really aching for the attention. Just like Cher when she moaned about being in the tabloids and they gave in and stopped covering her, ha ha. She really begged for the attention then. Right now she would be asking these guys to stop following her but these guys are covering her because they know right now she is in a big mess and they have to just pop up everywhere she goes and even if she is just sitting inside the car eating bananas then they have their news for the day. The paparazzi are so pathetic, they are going to drive her mad.

Is Rwanda Ready for Paris?

Paris Hilton in Rwanda? Yes, it’s true, and she even knows the country has no resorts or high-end spas…In fact, Hilton says it’s all part of her new, post jail commitment to use her celebrity to bring the spotlight to what she feels are important causes around the world.
Paris Hilton doesn’t know a thing about Rwanda. Nor does she know a thing about anything else she’s pimping. Her cause is herself. Every charity she does, she publicizes. And it’s an odd collection of mish-mash things, like she’s just throwing stuff against a wall randomly. All you have to do is find one cause, just one that you truly care about, and dedicate yourself to it. But with Paris, it’s like each individual cause gets one Paris appearance and that’s it. Then it’s on to the next. It’s like charity’s version of a publicity tour. One stop, one charity. Next stop, completely different random charity.