Elle Macpherson makes a Splash

Well I hope that I will look half as good as Elle Macpherson when I reach 44. The Aussie supermodel looks fighting fit as she surfs along a Sydney beach – much to the pleasure of every man on the sand. And what man wouldn’t want to watch?

The mum of two looks fitter than most girls half her age so we salute her as she has fun making waves. Most of us daren’t bare enough flesh to grace a surfboard never mind do it as well as she did. Absolutely fantastic – she’s one Elle of a woman.

Fix Yourself Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse was spotted as she was fixing herself up on Thursday. She almost flashed some paparazzi as she adjusted her high heels on her way to visit her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison in London, England on Thursday. The troubled singer was also seen applying her make up and holding up a vanity mirror during the car ride. Maybe that’s the reason for her excuse of a made up face.

Blake is currently being held at Pentonville Prison after assaulting a man and allegedly bribing him to change his story. Amy was brought in for questioning regarding the alleged bribery. Classy.

Robbie Williams Skimps

He might be a multi-millionaire but Robbie Williams proves to be a real skinflint this weekend when he gives a stranger a cigarette and then demands he pays for it.

Whilst out doing his Christmas shopping, 33-year-old Robbie was approached by a man asking for a cigarette. The star only reluctantly agreed before handing one over.

But when Rob realised that the guy was a paparazzo photographer he lost the plot. One onlooker said, “Robbie went completely mad and was cursing at the photographer. He yelled at him to come up to the car. That’s when Robbie demanded a quarter. It was most bizarre.”

Paparazzi or not, it was a lot of fuss to make over 12p. Maybe our Rob is starting to believe the rumours that his career is dying…saving his pennies just in case.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Responds

It was really only a matter of time before she spoke up. Who wouldn’t after bikini shots surfaced online with some not-so-nice comments to go with them? If you missed the pic, you are one of the lucky ones.

Jennifer finally had enough of the remarks about her “cottage cheese bikini” or her big a$$, so she decided to respond. She headed to her own personal blog to give her side (as if we hadn’t seen enough) of the story.

She writes, “I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.”

Bloggers posting the pic included commencts such as, “We know what you ate this summer, Love - everything!”

Jennifer went on to say, “What I should be doing in celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles.”

She finished with a call to action for the ladies, “To all girls with butts, boobs, hips, and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.”

You go girl - but I have to say, umm, that’s no size 2….maybe an 8?

Britney Spears is Winona Ryder

Britney Spears does a Winona Ryder and shoplifts! Eh, it’s not really that shocking. I think I’d be more shocked if she all of a sudden makes another hit and fixes up her life.

According to Us Weekly, Britney Spears tried on underwear in a porn shop and stole a wig. The pop wreck entered X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood before 1AM on Sunday. Britney picked up a lot of naughty underwear and wanted to try them on which is not allowed.

Britney then acted like a child and dropped her own underwear to try on some boy shorts in front of 15 people. When staff told her she had to pay for breaking store policy, she rolled her eyes but did pay for it with a credit card. As payback, she snatched a wig off a mannequin and went on her way.

Hulk and Wife Calling it Quits

After more than a year of rumors dogging the Hulkster and wife, Linda, regarding the status of their marriage, divorce papers have been filed.

Justin Timberlake and Golf

Any die-hard Justin Timberlake fan knows that he’s into golf. But now, the singer is trying to make like Michael Douglas and getting his own golf tournament.

The 26-year old Grammy Award-winning singer, songwriter, record producer and actor will be the host of the PGA Tour event in Las Vegas which will be renamed the ‘Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open’. It’s a five-year agreement that will begin next year.

Justin says of it that “I couldn’t be more excited. We will make sure to make this event unique and memorable…We will raise money for charity while participating in the greatest game ever played. I thank the PGA Tour and the Shriners Hospitals for Children for this amazing opportunity. Raising money to better children’s lives while playing golf? I can’t think of a better way to pass the time.”

His tournament will kick off on October 2008.

Everyone Announces JLo’s Pregnancy

First it was Marc Anthony’s ex Dayanara Torres and then it was Jennifer Lopez’s ex Cris Judd. Let’s not forget the countless media outlets who have reported it. Now, Roberto Cavalli has joined the band wagon and has spoken out publicly about the Latin singer’s pregnancy.

We all know that JLo still hasn’t confirmed it and has even denied her pregnancy despite the obvious bulge of her tummy.

Cavalli is responsible for designing the outfits for the couple’s current tour and at an event in NYC on Tuesday, he spilled the beans. “Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger.”

Sienna Miller nipple slip

Sienna Miller’s character seems to have a cold in her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake. She also doesn’t seem to wear a bra. Sienna must be playing some sort of inspiring female role model that other women can look up to. What ever the blog writer and the paps and newspapers want to make of this, there is no credibility and there is absolutely nothing in the piece of news that can be even termed as a mild controversy or show of nipples by the actress. She is just wearing an old 70s’ type of coat. WEAK! That IS her bra. And putting a large, oblong fuzz-box over her chest area does not a nipple-slip make. Most of the pics are her bra and minimal cleavage. Considering you’ve posted her in her altogether, the only conclusion I can reach is that it’s a slow news/paps day.

David Beckham Not Going To The Dark Side

If you can take yourself eyes away from starring at the super hot picture of David Beckham in Arena magazine you will know that David Beckham is not going over to the dark side. Many always wonder whether David and Victoria will convert to Scientology because of their good pals, Tom and Katie. David politely has said that it does basically never gonna happen. That’s a religion and I think most sports person will always stay away from such issues because for them it’s always about performing on the field and then making up for the photo shoots. Yeah David is somewhat into this modeling thing and endorsing products but most other sports people, be Tiger Woods, be it Roger Federer or others they perform on the field and are never involved in such issues. David should get his priorities right and see that he repays the investment that LA Galaxy has made in him rather than appear for photo shoots.