No Jail Time for Bobby Brown

February 29th, 2008

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By some miracle of God, Bobby Brown will not be facing jail time for those cocaine charges on him. The troubled singer has agreed to do one year’s worth of community service in Brockton, Massachusetts in lieu of facing life behind bars. Apparently, the judge thinks that the fallen R&B singer can best make amends mentoring children and young adults in the violence-plagued city. Bobby’s community service should begin within the next couple of months. If he plays his cards right, he may get another deal for a reality TV show chronicling his community service. I hope that doesn’t happen.

Being Bobby Brown

February 15th, 2008

Being Bobby Brown

R&B crooner Bobby Brown’s first reality show ‘Being Bobby Brown’ may have been cancelled but it’s not stopping him from being on another one. He’s currently on the show which features artists trying to have a go at singing country and Whitney Houston’s ex-husband is showing just how bad it is to be Bobby Brown.

During one episode, Bobby is shown attempting to pee on Dee Snider’s face. Fortunately, she woke up and quickly dragged him to the bathroom before he could do so. Apparently, Bobby suffers from sleepwalking among other things – like drinking and farting in people’s faces. Just ask Carnie Wilson.

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