Wino Drinks on Stage

Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital with what could develop to be emphysema but that’s not going to stop her from going on her partying ways. She’s going to party anytime, anywhere and that includes the stage. The British pop wreck managed to get it together long enough to show up at a gig in Madrid, Spain this past weekend. Wino sipped on some red wine and meandered around on stage while giving another crappy performance. While it’s all good that she wasn’t smoking crack in public, I’m still wondering why people still book her. You would think they would have learned their lesson by now.

Drink and you’ll end up like this - Lily Allen

Lily Allen has fired off a warning shot to impressionable youngsters following her drunken shenanigans at Britain’s Glamour magazine’s Women Of The Year Awards last night – don’t end up like me.

The singer - who showed off her new pink hairdo and wore a dress featuring images of a decapitated Bambi - had to be carried out by bouncers, still clinging on to the Editor’s Special Award she won at the prestigious ceremony.

Hungover Lily is paying the price for her heavy boozing today, admitting she’s feeling “awful” after her “embarrassing” display at the London event.

She credits her brother Alfie - who was also drunk - with getting her safely tucked up in bed, telling fans on her MySpace site that she was too hammered to navigate her own way back home. She wrote: “Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behavior was embarrassing. This time I’m putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely.”

And Lily is hoping her wild behavior will convince children of the evils of alcohol. She added: “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this - not pretty! Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now.”

At least she’s honest…

Drunken Christina Aguilera

New mom Christina Aguilera was spotted as she got a helping hand from her music executive husband Jordan Bratman after leaving a launch party of the Crown Bar in Hollywood on Wednesday. Did she have one too many drinks? The 27-year old walked out noticeably dizzy as her hubby helped carry her out of the bar. But don’t think Christina will feel bad about any bad press. She recently said that “In terms of reading bad opinions, I tend to see all negativity and criticism as a good thing. Because people are at least talking about me, so they must care in some way.” There’s no such thing as bad publicity for her.

Drunken Paula Abdul

As many of you American Idol fans have guessed, Paula Abdul was most likely drunk during her loopy appearance on the performance show on Tuesday. According to some sources, Paula had a martini with her lunch at around 1 in the afternoon Pacific time at Maggiano’s. Idol tapes at 5PM LA time. The Idol judge was said to be bubbly when she left the restaurant and had to have an assistant shut her up. Either Paula is a lightweight or she had more than one martini with her lunch. There’s also a chance that her drinking didn’t stop when she stopped her lunch.

Wino Drinks with Baby

No, Amy Winehouse doesn’t have a new drinking partner in a baby. Although that can be a good FunnyOrDie.com skit. Wino was spotted having a shot of what looks to be tequila while having a baby in her arms. This is what happens when you let Amy Winehouse, the British pop wreck and singer in constant need of rehab, hold your baby. If you think about it, if Britney Spears was still on the kooky side, she could have done this with her kids. If Amy had any kids, this could be a pretty normal scene too. Let’s hope the baby won’t need any therapy because of this.

Pete Doherty Captured On Video Using Heroin

Troubled British rocker Pete Doherty has been captured on video injecting himself with heroin - just hours after claiming he was drug-free. Now that’s that for calling yourself drugs free and then staring into a camera that’s taking pictures of you snorting heroin. Wonder if this is a made up video by Pete himself to show that he can make a good heroin intake lesson teaching video or then he didn’t know about the camera and has simply goofed up. Really does it make a difference if is snorts heroin or has cocaine or not. It’s his life and it solely depends upon him where he wants to take life to, hell or sobriety. Personally I care a damn even if this ass was to die while doing something like this, only what I would like is him to shoot an entire video confessing that heroin addiction has caused his death and show everyone the scars and the after effects of his addiction and then leave a message that this could be the fate of all the stars who are addicted as well like him.

Amy Winehouse Lets Her Hair Down

How do you spot one tiny Amy Winehouse in a sea of people? She’s pretty easy to find of course because she hardly changes her style. Or does she?

In a very rare occasion, the ‘Rehab’ singer was spotted without her beehive-like hair. Wino was virtually unidentifiable as she walked through the streets of Berlin with her hair as down as her teary-eyed face.

She did manage to keep some of her identity in tact though as she was recognized by her cigarette and signature ballet flats that look like they’re about to fall apart.

I wonder what caused the sudden change of look. Lack of hairspray maybe?

Tara Reid Is Smarter Than Paris and Lindsay

She’s smarter than Britney; at least she did not have any kids who suffered while she was screwing up. And she’s only smarter than Paris & Lindsay by the fact of not having a criminal record. But this girl is fuck up too. What has happened to her career since “American Pie?” How many roles did she miss out on, because of her lush reputation? She had a golden opportunity at a movie career and let it slip out of her hands.
This girl is not much better then Paris, Lindsey, Britney and/or Nicole. I don’t know why she would think that she’s so much smarter then them she parties just as hard if not harder then these other girls which were made extremely clear on her old show Taradise. She’s not that much more responsible then those other girls. Yeah she does show up to work, but when was the last time she actually booked a gig? I think it was years ago when she was cast in American Pie.

“Don’t Die Lindsay” Ads To Run Today

I don’t know if you wanna call it great advertising but this ad will definitely get you to stop and wonder. It’s only too late if she really cleans up her act. She is getting out this weekend so as soon as she gets in trouble again this will be a hit. Not that I am hoping she f*cks up again but I just don’t see her changing anytime soon. She is seriously in trouble. She’s all cool and sporty standing outside of rehab in her custom jacket that says DON’T FOLLOW ME. But she’s been in and out of rehab over and over again. There are some major issues there. I think the ad is great. We all love her and want the best for her. Maybe she needs a wake-up call. Obviously her current situation isn’t getting better.

Kid Rock Mocks Britney’s Parenting Skills

I don’t think that’s right. People need to leave Brittany Spears alone. Every single mistake she makes is always on TV. She is human and people need to realize that just because she’s famous it does not mean she is perfect and will do all the right things when ever she is in the public glare. .I think that every move she makes is in the public eye and its not fair. I don’t think she is a bad mother at all. The public just lies or make the story bigger than what it is. Plenty of people did things she did or worse things, but they just didn’t get caught. Let your life be in the public eye 24hrs and see what its like. And this Kid Rock – what the hell he thinks he was doing on the red carpet, give him a real baby and ask him to keep it for 24 hrs and all he would do is drink beer and make that baby feed on beer. I think he needs to mind his own business, a complete screwed up assh*le.

Tommy Lee has sex at a party

It seems that rocker Tommy Lee can have sex almost anywhere with anyone. The Motley Crue drummer disgusted a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons with his vulgar behavior. Pamela Anderson’s ex hooked up with a blonde party girl and was seen ‘flat-out beeping’ on a banquette by multiple witnesses. When he was finished with his glorified act of disturbing the party he came and said, ‘it’s so cool to have sex here’. Tommy is just another of those busted, crock headed persons who care a damn about what’s happening around him and it’s more than evident that this guy hasn’t had sex for months together and the reason is simple, no girl or even a third rate hooker would like to go to bed with this ugly man who simply has forgotten sex behaviors during a night out party. The next time anyone’s thinking of inviting him to a party they better have some arrangements for his stupid acts. You never know with this bonkers kind of guy what his next ugly sex act would be.

Amy Winehouse is Detoxing

I’ve written a handful of times about soul-singer Amy Winehouse and her addiction to cocaine, heroin, and alcohol. She’s had major drama–her husband Blake Fielder-Civil won’t be with her until she detoxes, even though he needs to detox, too. His family asked people not to buy her records until she got clean and her own family is worried she will die. Even Courtney Love seems to worry about Amy… that’s how bad her addiction is. And why mention her family and Courtney alone, even I have my opinion about Amy and I can voice it too. Some people have talent and Amy is one of them and there’s no doubt about that but the same who have the talent are reckless about themselves is the ironic thing. Amy, however, is in rehab as we speak, hopefully getting clean and sober. She is at the Jade Mountain Resort in St. Lucia, where she is currently detoxing. Now this fly bird better book a bed or room in a good rehab centre for the entire year because at least I have lost count of the number of times she’s been to a rehab this year alone.

Owen Wilson Goes To Rehab

Owen Wilson has reportedly been released from Cedars-Sinai Hospital but has not gone home. He has checked himself into a rehab facility to get the help he needs to get his life back on track. Owen was taken to the hospital after he tried to out himself by slitting his wrists and taking a lot of pills. There were rumors that he has been doing a lot of drugs lately but his lawyer quickly squashed the drug talk. Drugs that’s the only possible that is sustaining his life right now or else he would have been dead long before. If he’s not doing drugs why is he in rehab? Lying sack of crap lawyers….. This Owen Wilson story is fast becoming the talking point in Hollywood and the derogatory remakes that are being said by all those who even do not know the reason why is was taken to a hospital shows that people just want to shout bad things just because he is an actor. We all kind of love bashing famous people.

Criss Angel: ‘Britney After Dark Is All Business’

Illusionist Criss Angel has laughed off reports he’s dating Britney Spears, insisting the media has made too much of the pair’s after-dark business meetings. Yeah, she drinks with and holds hands with everyone she does business with? Angel and Spears have been photographed hanging out together in Los Angeles and Las Vegas, with the Toxic singer even spending nights in the magic man’s hotel suites. She’s a professional after dark, like in clubs, Jacuzzis and stuff? Riiiiight! The meaning of professionalism in Hollywood acquires a totally different meaning once the sun set in and skyline lits up. To have the company I don’t think Criss needs to do any tricks she just is in a state today that she’d go along around the park with anyone who say hello to her. The walk in the park leads to a stroll in the hotel lobby and further to mingling night outs.

Owen Wilson Hospitalized?

Owen Wilson’s parents and brothers were seen at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Sunday night amid reports Wilson was hospitalized.

Santa Monica police issued a statement saying officers responded to a “medical assistance call” at a house on Wilson’s street shortly after noon Sunday. A source confirmed the house was Wilson’s.

“The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the police statement said.

According to media reports, it was Wilson who was transported.

Later in the evening, Wilson’s brothers Andrew and Luke, as well as his parents, were seen at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles.

Wilson’s rep didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment.

Wilson, who stars in the upcoming Wes Anderson movie The Darjeeling Limited, is currently filming the comedy Tropic Thunder, directed by Wilson’s friend Ben Stiller.

Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil Fight

They got into a heated physical argument and of course there are pictures to prove it! According to sources, people at the hotel the two were staying at complained about yelling, saying they could hear the couple fighting in their hotel room. Later that night, Amy was seen running out of the hotel with a bloody knee, blood on her slipper, and make-up smeared all over her face. She was crying and running for the street. These are a real rehab material and no better even the rehab staff would desert the rehab that the two would ever check into fearing that the kitchen crockery and other things that they can have in their hands would hit them in their brawls. They have fought not like a bull’s fight but a dirty dog’s fight. They are both crack heads so who knows what really happened. These two need to go to rehab and stay there until the job is done.

Pete Doherty Attacks Female Photographer

A female photographer has accused Pete Doherty of attacking her after she took a picture of him. Cath Mead claims the troubled rocker lashed out at her with his boot and grabbed her by hair during the violent incident on Tuesday. Once again, more tabloid news about this worthless X@@##!……Why do paparazzi even care enough to take his picture? I bet the person who took his picture couldn’t name one of his bands songs or even why he is famous other than banging Kate Moss……..I can’t. It simply proves that there is a severe drought of good stars to report on and all of them are near trash so catch the most stupid and insane one and then go over the board to write smashing stuff on him. Poor reports and paparazzi they just do not want to report the same Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Nicole stuff all the time, it makes them look repetitive and foolish which in no mean terms they really are. They keep looking for something wacky to report on but our celebs are just interest in DUI’s.

Lindsay Courted for Car Chase

She may not have been driving, but Tracie Rice still didn’t appreciate having Lindsay Lohan all up in her grill. Rice, who says she was a passenger in the car Lohan is accused of chasing moments before being arrested last month on suspicion of driving under the influence and cocaine possession, has sued the starlet for assault, negligence and intentional affliction of emotional distress. If Lindsay wasn’t guilty as sin for the drinking and driving, I would almost feel bad for her. All these people coming out of the woodwork and trying to make a buck. What trash and what examples they set. Absolute TRASH!!!!! Just wait for some more time and soon some for her close friends too will join the likes of Rice and try and say something sensational just to make a quick buck or two. Some jerk head will be claiming to tell the truth about the drug related problems and others about her driving under influence probs. Just don’t read them coz they are all from the same group and all have the same habits, which they will say is their way to chill out.

Spears Investigated for Car Collision

A few days ago paparazzi cameras caught Britney Spears smacking into a parked car in a parking lot as she unsuccessfully attempted to park her Mercedes-Benz. Now it appears that she is being investigated under a hit and run because she failed to notify the owner of the car she hit according to California law. Spears hit the SUV of Kim Robard-Rifkin while trying to park her own car. She then smacked it again when opening her door to get out. Spears may now be charged with a hit and run. How does one get so lucky to have Britney Spears damage their car? If the pop star didn’t already have enough worries she now has to pay for someone’s car because of her own neglect. It was also reported that she was driving with her dog on her lap and no seatbelt on. Things are really looking bad for Britney right now. Rumours are surfacing that Kevin is seeking sole custody of the kids because she is too unstable to properly care for them. Perhaps there should be an age limit in Hollywood. These young people clearly do not have the mental capacity to handle it.

The Train Wreck That is Britney

There is absolutely no stopping Britney Spears. She’s a train wreck and a half yet she still wants to party and make herself look even more like an ass.

The hot mess of the year hit up hotspot Winston’s in West Hollywood this past Tuesday night and came out looking stoned. Can she look any worse for wear? Oh wait, yeah she can.

Not that she had much appeal to me to begin with, but she lost whatever’s left of it if you ask me. Does she even have any fans left? I’m curious like you can’t even imagine. Why would anyone still treat her as some idol or something?

Britney Spears Breaks Down During Music Video Shoot

Britney Spears has suffered another breakdown on the set of her new music video, with production grinding to a halt after she began “sobbing hysterically” during a pole dance routine. She was a DIVA, but she is no longer one. Just a messed up, confused, running the line, sorry person and forgive me if I have forgotten to mention something more nice about her. It is very sad to see someone with so much talent, give up on life…checking out without actually having checked in. It makes no sense that her family, who has profiteered from her success, cannot get it together to get her some serious, well needed help. BUT, she is of age where she controls her own life and does as she pleases. She will perhaps wisen up when the court takes her 2 children away from her. Britney there’s more to life than just being successful and having the money babes. Leave America and leave all the memories too for sometime, rehabilitate to somewhere in Asia in the hills and trying meditation, meet the Dalai Lama or something and make peace with yourself.

Jaime Pressly’s “Super Slutty” Birthday

Sticking true to her word thus far, Jaime Pressly recently completed the first task on her birthday to-do list. The “My Name Is Earl” actress held a shindig in Vegas on Friday (July 27), pulling off a “super-slutty” outfit just two months after giving birth to son Dezi. The soon-to-be 30-year-old actress recently said: “I’m having a party and then a holiday and I aim to be in a super-slutty outfit for the first and a swimsuit for the second,” adding, “I love being a mother, but I want to be a super sexy mother with a better body than ever before.” Giving birth to a child or not, Hollywood’s stars are always looking to party what ever the occasion may be. They are at their best calling everyone to enjoy and this is what makes Hollywood so cool – its parties. Now the next thing on her to-do list is a holiday, may be the Caribbean’s or why not for a change go to a quite place. No way, she is so hot that a cool place might just have a bad side effect on her. The only places that suit her is where there is fun and a place to chill out like never before.

‘Drink-driving’ arrest for Lohan

US actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving and possession of cocaine after spending a second stint in rehab.

The 21-year-old star was pulled over by officers in Santa Monica, California. She already faces a drink-driving charge in Beverly Hills.

Ms Lohan was also charged for driving while her licence was suspended, Santa Monica police said.

The actress’s publicist was not available for comment.

In December Ms Lohan admitted she had been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year. A few weeks later she checked herself into a treatment centre, saying she had made a “proactive decision” to “take care” of her health.

Four months after she completed that stint in rehab she was arrested on suspicion of drink-driving after she was involved in a car accident.

Ms Lohan returned to rehab and has recently been photographed wearing an alcohol tag, which was reportedly monitoring her alcohol consumption as part of her treatment.

The actress had her first hit aged 11 in The Parent Trap. She has also starred in films like Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and A Prairie Home Companion.

Lindsay’s Out of Rehab

After six weeks in the Promises rehab center Lindsay Lohan is sober and free. She checked out today with the agreement to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet on her ankle. The device is made to test the levels of ethanol that is given off through the skin. If Lindsay drinks alcohol she will give off traces of ethanol which will be monitored and sent to data collection. The press seems to really emphasize that she voluntarily agreed to this. It’s supposedly to allow her to dine and dance without the accusation that she is also drinking again. I can understand why this might be a good idea for her if it’s her good name she is worried about. I can’t help but wonder why Paris never thought of this. Most likely because then she couldn’t drink. Or maybe it just wasn’t the right fashion accessory for her. If Lindsay is legit in her efforts to change then I say all the power to her. After all, she lasted twice as long in a committed program by her own will than Hilton did in jail crying and feeling sorry for herself. It’s sad considering they are both guilty of the same crime. Maybe it’s not too late for Lindsay after all.

Britney to become cocktail waitress

Britney Spears wants to become a cocktail waitress in a Hollywood bar, according to reports.

The pop superstar is understood to have been interviewed for the role at Les Deux in Hollywood recently.

Britney, who is currently understood to be working on her new album, apparently told the manager at the bar she “loved the sexy red corsets” worn by the waitresses.

“She filled out the application, including her work history, address, Social Security number, and then she went to a back room for an interview with the manager.

“Everyone thought she was joking, but she seemed dead serious,” a source told Life And Style Weekly.

Meanwhile, there are reports that Britney’s new material will be released by Christmas, contradicting claims that the follow-up to 2003’s In The Zone will not be out until 2008.

Sleeping Potion Cocktails

Paparazzi caught George Michael and Geri Halliwell stepping out of the former’s 44th birthday party at the Berkley Hotel in London on Monday night.

Was there anything amiss with the bartender? Did he sleep sleeping pills of GHB in the cocktails? Both George and Geri came out of the party looking a little worse for wear. George looks like he’s sleepwalking his way out to the door and over to wherever and the once and future Spice Girl looks like she’s about to pass out from exhaustion.

At least, George looks happy. Geri just looks like she’s about to get sick.

Nicole Richie Trial Delayed

A new date has been set for the diva starlet after a drunken driving charge was issued against her in December. With Paris Hilton, Richie’s long time close friend safely behind bars, she had been worried about her own potential trip there. It seems that Nicole’s lawyer won her a reprieve by convincing the judge to delay the trial. The new date is July 11th. In February the twenty five year old Richie plead not guilty to the charges against her. Nicole must be starting to get worried though. In California State the law says that anyone convicted twice in a ten year period of driving under the influence can receive between ninety days and a year behind bars. Because Nicole has a previous misdemeanour offence, a guilty verdict could see her following in the footsteps of her Simple Life co-star. Although she’s afraid she recently told David Letterman that she is willing to accept responsibility for her actions. My response to that is, then why did she plead not guilty? There is clearly a long road ahead for the Simple Life girls. Let’s hope they actually learn something along the way.