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Miley Cyrus puts cat in danger

By Isabella

It seems that the hardcore twitter adepts are not going to give up so easily. Seeing as how they have lost one of their principal brain-washing agents, some twitter fanatics have apparently been threatening to cook a cat named Fuzzy unless Miley Cyrus returns to twitter by November 16th. They even have a website where the following statement can be found: “The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!” It seems that Miley Cyrus has a big responsibility now. What will she do, save Fuzzy or doom herself to the endless void of micro-blogging?

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