Winona Ryder is mismatched

September 12th, 2008

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Everybody knows that in a Fashion Week event, you will never EVER look as glamorous as the skinny models on the runway do. That is why guests should make an extra effort looking good at any event. However, it seems like Winona Ryder has forgotten where she was headed.

Ms. Ryder was seen stepping out in New York in a shiny black ensemble topped off with mismatched pink heels.

Dear Girl,

Is this the effect of having to buy your clothes instead of shoplifting them? You now don’t know how to match your shoes? Although we are all aware that you very much dark ‘n’ dreary stuff but SRSLY, your outfit, is just plain nightmarish.
Not only does your outfit suck, your hairstyle also looks like Posh’s new ‘do but caught in a downpour.
You are an actress, you’re rich, GET A GOOD STYLIST. YOU OWE US THAT.

XOXO


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