Paris on the Pipe

June 23rd, 2008

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Ever wonder how you can be skinny like the celebs? Apparently you should hit the pipe.

Supposedly, Paris has been worried about the fact that she was gaining weight and her clothes were tighter on her. According to sources, she has been going to bathrooms at Hollywood clubs to smoke and even lights up in the VIP area.

I guess she doesn’t realize that smoking pot induces eating binges. That could actually pack on the extra pounds. Or has she? Source also says that Paris has “decided to throw away the pipe to avoid the muncies and get back to her ideal weight.”

I think I’ll be happy to be fat and satisfied.


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