Jessica Simpson Is Bad for Business

Let’s face it; Jessica Simpson isn’t going to be nominated for an Oscar anytime soon. Simpson’s movie ‘Blonde Ambition’ was so bad that it was going to go straight to DVD–well it gets worse! The movie has been deemed too bad even for a DVD release so it’s going on sale on home shopping network QVC! That’s a low blow. Low Blow for the producers of that movie, they wouldn’t have been able to earn enough from the movie to pay for the kids pre-school fees. It the movie - is just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting. She’s a box-office disaster, why do they still hire her??? And just look at her in the photo here, she is still laughing at the producers for casting her in their movie and this lipstick is way too much. It looks like a hooker would wear a color like that. Why is she ever hired for movies? But if she can get past the Jesus thing, she might be a smart casting choice for blowjob movies. A Second Coming? Anything goes!
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