Lindsay Lohan ready to leave rehab soon
Not sure if you guys remember this chick, but Lindsay Lohan’s rehab stint is just about over. Granted there’ve been rumors of her doing coke and having sex with guys in the bathroom while at the Cirque Lodge facility. As a coke dealer, I must say that I and my fellow entrepreneurs look forward to her return. We are burdened with overstocks on the supply side that have driven the prices down, thereby impacting our bottom lines (no pun intended). Lindsay’s return will balance out the supply and demand, thereby eliminating our overstock issues and returning the market to its natural state. I expect my profits to immediately return to pre-Lindsay-rehab levels once the is back in town. These Celebrities have a great say in how are markets run and much of our supplies are because we have such esteemed clients, sometimes a break that they have through staying in the rehab is welcome one too, because once they are out they are more hungry for addiction, and it means boom time for me.
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